Stripes can be Tamed

chapter 15: PEMDAS

A/N-- I'm glad you guys enjoyed the last chapter . This one is going to be fun. I also want to know if anyone will be able to crack the title of this chapter. If you get it before it comes up in the chapter comment.

        Its been a week since I last seen Blaine. Yet the only thing I could think about was Blaine.  It was our first time sleeping together ever. The situation is just fucked up,  why is he still on my mind? Why the hell do I care? I've done one night stands before and never thought about the men after.

       Then planning the wedding is also getting to me. I'm the only one doing anything. Then Blaine pops up in my head.

"Kurt are you even listening?" Mercedes asked.

        For a second I had forgotten I wasn't alone for a second. Mercedes and I were having a sleepover at her New York home. We were watching hairspray.

"Sorry I was distracted. " I grabbed the bowl of popcorn getting a handful.

"Well duh. The question is what is distracting you from our movie?" She turned to face me.

"Blaine and I had sex last Tuesday. "

Mercedes eyes got wide ."ahhhhhh!" She squealed.

"I'm not trying to go death here jeez Mercedes. " I said rubbing my ear.

"I'm sorry. Why didn't you tell me ? I'm here until Thursday and your just now telling me this?"

"Because its not a big deal.  Sex is sex Mercedes that's all."

"Obviously not if its distracting you from queen Latifah singing. Kurt why can't you just give Blaine one more shot? since you clearly want to be with him."

"We've been through this already.  He's a liar , cheater, and actor. I do not want to be with him by the way."

She made sure she rolled her eyes  extra hard so I could see. "Yet you're thinking about him."

"Well I'm thinking of how good on bed he is."

This time she spit out her drink."kurt! Now you have to tell me."

"What? No!"

"Did his dick get bigger or is it the same size?"

"Oh this not happening! "

"You owe me some dirty details kurt. Out of all the sex you've have is he the best?"

"Mercedes..."

"Kurt."

"Yes! He's fucking amazing.  Still a great kisser.  Knows how to keep me satisfied and he has the tightest asshole ev-"

"Oh my fucking god! You topped? You?" She got up from the couch jumping up and down.

"Yes I do too sometimes Mercedes."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! My kurt isn't a baby penguin anymore,  he's a grown sex kitten."

"Again my ears. "

"Just give the boy another chance so you both can rock each other's world in and out of the bedroom. "

"Absolutely not! It was a one time thing and that's that. "

"Buzzkill."

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Blaine

"So you mean to tell me that you and kurt fucked like rabbits and he pulled a Robin givens in boomerang and left?" Shelly asked.

"Pretty much. Although for me it was much more than fucking shelly.  I never felt that way before when I had sex guy or girl." I sat back in the booth of applebees thinking about that glorious night.