[GARBAGE STORY] Spiderman or Peter?

Back to School Jitters

Okay, I understand people get nervous about going to school (which never had happened to me before) but I'm freakin out. "What if someone finds out it's me, what if someone identifies my voice. WHAT IF I'M NOT POPULAR!" I shout to Tony as he flies and I web.

"If Spiderman isn't popular just show em you're moves." Tony says. "After all I will be you're new principal."

"What if they call me a poser."

"Pick up Crash, and stick to the ceiling or whatever."

"His name is Flash. But what if they tell."

"They are signing contracts, and if they do tell, they will be arrested. There's midtown, put you're cloak setting on."

"Okay." Did I mention that me and Tony set up a cloaking device on my suit. All I have to do is swipe down on my chest.

"Hello Midtown! I am you're new Principal! Mr. Stark. But you can call me Tony. I need for you all to sign contracts, so our new student can walk in. Sign here, here and here." It took about 15 minutes for everyone to finish. "Okay! We all know him, we love him. It's not Flash Thompson, give it up for Spiderman!" I did a triple back handspring back tuck, three airels and stuck to the ceiling.

"Hello midtown!" I shout sticking to the ceiling. Everyone's screaming and yelling, but Gwen's just sitting there, looking up at me. How adorable.

"We are to treat Mr. Spiderman like a normal student, but I know he's Spiderman, so treat him a little special, but like a normal popular student." Tony says after all the girls stopped screaming, and after someone revived Flash. "There's first period, time to go." I want to impress them a little so stay on the ceiling, it was a whole lot easier then having to walk. I see Gwen.

"Hello beautiful, I'm Spiderman. And you are." I laugh.

''Hi, umm... Spiderman." She giggles. "I'm Gwen, Stacey."

"I CALL THIS ONE!!!" I shout pointing to Gwen. "That is how dating works right.'' I ask her. She is laughing so hard. "I've never gone to school before, so I don't know."

"You're so strong, and muscular, and famous. So, why'd you 'call' me."

"Cos you're pretty, cute. And the only girl whose not screaming 'SPIDERMAN SPIDERMAN. WE LOVE YOU SPIDEY'! Oh, and also. Can you please direct me to the gymnasium for physical education?" I ask Gwen.

"You don't need her." Flash says as she pushes Gwen out of the way.

"Eh! Watch it Flash!" Gwen shouts.

"Pf, whatever."

"What do you want, umm, isn't you're name, aren't you, Mikey?" I ask him.

"No. I'm Flash Thompson, and something tells me we are going to be great friends."

"Well, my spider sense says different." I say.

"You just used your super powers in school! I'm gonna tell." Flash taunts.

"Spider sense is arachnid physiological senses. As Tony says. Gwen, isn't it. Weren't we going to the gym, as the other kids say." I say.

"You are so cute." She runs her finger down my mask.

"This is a gymnasium, where's the hoops of fire. Where's the obstacle courses. Where's the-"

"You can stop acting so dumb now Peter." Gwen whispers into my ear.

"No, I'm having fun." I whisper back.

"Okay, students. I need 10 laps around the gym." Mr. G screams.

"Can I use my webs!" I shout to him.

"Webs? Wait... You're SPIDERMAN!!!" He shouts.

"Yes I am, so can I use my webs?" I ask, again.

"Ummm... I guess so. Why not."

By the time everyone else finished their first lap, I was done with my ten.

"Mr. Spiderman. Run 15 laps now! You never take the easy way out!" He shouts. So I ran, but by the time the fastest one finished her third lap, I was done.

"Impressive. New school record."

"You know that the swinging exercise is harder. I just like to challenge to get my day started. It acquires true agility." I say.

"Well, I didn't know that." He said.

"Way to lie to the teach." Flash says as I run an extra 10 laps.

"Lie, as in lie down?"

"Stop playin dumb. Lyin as in tricken em, as in not tellin the truth." Flash says.

"Lying is worse than cursing. Worse than hitting and punching. Lying to them, is like lying to yourself." I say.

"Drop the whole 'I'm the perfectest person ever' act and be a real jock."

"Oh I am far from you're perfect. But I am my own perfect. Same as you." I say as godly as I could. I just wanted to rub it in. "But I can be slang. But this is a school building. That would be inappropriate. But if you say it's fine....."

"Yes! Absolutely!" Flash shouts. I grab Flash's underwear and rip it over his head.

"How bout that for slang." I say back. The gym teachers approaching. My sense makes me jump up high enough so I can grab on to the ceiling. "Sorry, you startled me." I say as I cling to the ceiling. "What's up?" I say.

"For right now, you." He said looking up. Hahaha nice one. "Seriously, come down." I jump down from there. My ankles sting with pain. I have to stay down for a second. "You have to see Mr. Stark. He will determine you're punishment."

"He wanted to see my slang." I say in defense. Why did I do that. It's not even to the end of first period, and I'm already having a bad day.