[GARBAGE STORY] Spiderman or Peter?

Give me food

I wanted to scream. But then I snapped up. I didn't feel like myself. I felt stronger, bigger, faster. But my suit, was pure black. I felt invincible.

"GOWD!!!" Tony shouted as soon as I jumped up. "You get me eveytime. Damn Parker!" He said with a huge smile plastered across his face. How cheesy. No, I mean how sweet. My thoughts are confusing me.

"Tony." I jumped down and hugged him. Now, he seemed so little and pathetic. So, loser-ish and nerdy. No, he seemed as he always have. I can't think.

"PETER!!!" Shuana shouts as she walked through the door. A pretty good babe, but I could do better. No, she looks just like Gwen, she pretty and nice.

"Hey bæ." I wrap my arms around her.

"You're alive!" Pepper says as she runs through the door. I don't know why Tony stays with this chick. She has a fine booty but other than that- What's going wrong with my head?

"Peppa!" I hug her.

"You seem, buffer?" Pepper questions.

"Taller?" Tony asks.

"Different?" Shuana says while pushing me away from her body.

"I'm still Peter Parker!" I raise my hands in the air. A better, stronger, SEXIER version of Peter. Hey bub, I was sexy before you came along. Not as SEXY AS ME!!! Who are you? I'm you! Just a better version. I am your suit.

"That, coma has done something to you." Shuana said tilting her head. Say you are just the same, or I will kill everyone in the room.

"I'm," gulp. "Just the same." I squirm out. Not good enough, you suck at lying. I'm sorry, that I wasn't born an expert liar! You better be. I'm gonna take this suit off. You can't even if you tried. I try to take the mask off, fail. Gloves off, fail. I started making grunting sounds.

"Are you okay there?" Tony said walking towards me very slowly.

"I can't *grunt* get this *grunt* suit off *grunt*" Tony stares at me. "HELP!" He touches the suit and gets shocked, like really bad. Serves him right. No it doesn't! "You need *grunt* to get *this OFF OF ME!!!" Tony had an 'I don't think I can do that' look on his face. Of course he can't! He just a spoiled rich guy with a famous dad.

"Peter? You really think that of me." Did you say that out loud? No! We did. I hate you! "I'm just trying to help!" Tony snaps.

"Tony I'm sorry! Oh wait, no I'm not." The suit starts to take over. I'm walking towards the door. Then, I fought back. When I got out, I was wearing nothing. Shuana gasped. The suit is just standing up.

"Peter I'm- WOAH THATS BIGGER THAN MINE!!!" Tony shouts as I'm trying to cover myself. "Did you realize your suit can walk by itself?" He said while summoning his suit. He kept pointing at the suit. It was trying to move by itself, it walked like a retarded chicken with no legs.

"Can you bring the IrSpider?" That's code word for iron spider. It's like iron man, but all SPIDER-AFIED! I needed it coz I was bare butt naked. Shuana looked away with her face blushing, same with Pepper. But Tony, he stayed there and inspected my body. "Can you at least give me a towel?'' He stared at me for five more seconds.

"You have a nice body there Pete."

"I thought you were straight. Now you seem a little crooked."

"Seem... Me and Pepper have it going." Tony has a smirk on his face.

"Tony, SHUT UP!!!" Pepper shouted. Both the Iron Spider and Iron Man suit walk through the door.

"Thank god." I said hopping into the suit. It closed a little on my skin. My bare skin touched the ice cold metal. He shot the black suit down with one hit of the repulser blast. It was fried. I bit my lip, I was starving. "Give me food."