Sylveon: So uh...wanna start?
Arceus: Yeah sure...I've got nothing better to do
Sylveon: Since you already ate all my Girl Scout Cookies...
Arceus: LET'S GET STARTED SHALL WE???
Arceus: *Dumps Red, Blue, Silver, Lyra, and Gold into a wall-less room*
Blue: Where am I?
Red: ...*shrugs*
Arceus: Welcome!
Silver: *Whispers* Yo Lyra, you still got that master ball???
Lyra: No- I used it on a Magikarp
Gold: ...
Silver: ...
Blue: ...
Red: *silently judges*
Lyra: It's a long story...I'd rather not get into it
Arceus: Hey guys! You're our first victims! Er...contestants I mean!
Silver: ...Uh huh...
Arceus: Peanutsfan1 dares Red and Blue to do seven minutes in heaven!
Red: ...
Blue: W H A T N O
Lyra: Yes
Blue: NO
Lyra: YES
Sylveon: Blue, come out of the closet so we can shove you back in it
Sylveon: *shoves Red and Blue into the closet and locks the door*
Lyra: ...
Silver: ...
Gold: ...
Arceus: We'll let them out
Arceus: Eventually
Sylveon: So GoldLeafon35 asks, "Silver, would you rather date Gold or kill Lyra?"
Silver: Kill Lyra
Lyra: W h a t
Gold: What?!
Silver: ...What?
Silver: If I can't have her
Silver: No one can
Arceus: Ahh murder
Arceus: You would get along with Gladion and Hilda, Silver
Nobody: Next
Sylveon: -nyctophiliac- dares Silver to kiss Gold
Lyra: WHAT
Sylveon: And Lyra can't say anything
Lyra: Hmph
Silver: I mean I'm bi but
Silver: Ew Gold
Gold: Yes you better kiss me rn
Silver: What happens if I refuse to do the dare?
Sylveon: We plant illegal memes on you and call Officer Jenny
Silver: Uuuugggghhhh
• Sylveon nudged the back of Silver's legs with her head, "Just do it so we can move on already."
Silver sighed and turned to Gold, who was grinning ear to ear.
"Don't make this weird!" Silver hissed.
Gold smirked, "Oh trust me, I will."
Silver groaned and looked over to Lyra, who looked like she was screaming internally.
Silver looked to the pink fox who was sitting on her hind legs, tapping her wrist with her paw, telling Silver to get to it already.
Sighing, Silver pulled Gold into a short kiss, recoiling almost immediately.
"Sick..." He groaned, wiping his mouth.
Lyra took her hat off and screamed into it, as did Gold, but for different reasons.•
Sylveon: F**king finally
Silver: That was disgusting
Gold: Rude
Nobody: Mom, you should probably let Red and Blue out now
Sylveon: Oh right
• Before Sylveon opened the door to the closet, she pressed her ear against the wood to listen for any noises. She began blushing profusely and walked away from the door to sit next to Arceus and Nobody.
"I'm just gonna give them a few more minutes..." She whispered.
"Ew!" Lyra groaned.
Arceus sighed and slammed its foot on the floor. The three Johto children disappeared from the room. •
Arceus: What next?
Sylveon: I think we may need a better game plan
Nobody: Ya think?
Sylveon: Next time let's just dump everyone into the room
Arceus: Good enough for me
Nobody: We done here? I wanna take a nap
Sylveon: Yeah let's go
Arceus: What about Red and Blue?
Sylveon: *blushes* They'll...ahem...be awhile
Arceus: ...
Nobody: ...
Sylveon: ...
Sylveon: K thx bai
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If the Pokémon Characters Played Truth or Dare
FanfictionWhat happens when a god with no boundaries puts our favorite (and least favorite) Pokémon characters into a place with no walls? Nobody knows, but whether or not he'll tell you is a different story. Read along as the anime AND game characters get to...
