Sylveon: Welcome back everyone
Arceus: Hey babe <3
Sylveon: Ew get tf away from me
Nobody: Well nothing's changed
Anybody: Why am I back?
Sylveon: *Sighs* Because the first dare is for Nobody to be in his human form forever and for him to get a girlfriend so I thought ya know what? We might as well all take on or human forms
Nobody: Oh okay
Nobody: Wait what
~~~
Fire God: WHERE DID MY FEATHERS GO
Fire Goddess: Clearly we are apart of this book as well
Bulbasaur/Turtwig: Oh...
Everybody: AHH I HAVE A PRETTY DRESS
Anybody: Nice
Somebody: I be lookin' like a snac
Gladion: There's only room for one snac in this book
Somebody: Ooo I'm so scared
Hilda: Tf did you just say?
Silver: Say it again
Somebody: ...
Somebody: Mommy help me
Sylveon: Ugh
Nobody: What's this about me needing a girlfriend?
Anybody: No girl is that desperate...
Nobody: I WILL THROW YOU INTO THE OCEAN
Sylveon: I'm not giving you a gf that's weird
~~~
Sylveon: So uh
Sylveon: Jay dares Silver and Hilda to kiss
Arceus: Uh oh
N: UM
Lyra: NO
• "Do it or else." Anybody said, crossing his arms.
N had his arms wrapped around Hilda, and he looked on the verge of tears.
"Kiss so we can move on!" Sylveon barked.
Hilda sighed, "C'mere."
Anybody have Lyra a knife. She looked at him in confusion.
"Just in case!" He shrugged.
When Silver got close to Hilda, N picked her up and moved her away.
"Oh also did I mention that N was not allowed to interfere?" Sylveon asked.
"You did not..." Arceus confirmed.
Hilda sighed and pushed N away.
Gladion suddenly appeared with his phone camera. His two friends glared at him.
"What? Future blackmail!" He explained.
Silver frowned and groaned. He looked to Hilda. They both just shrugged, leaned in, and kissed.•
Hilda: Lame
Silver: Lyra put the knife down
Lyra: I'm gonna kill her
Hilda: I'd like to see you try
N: Gladion?
Gladion: Yes?
N: How do you feel about killing your friends?
Gladion: ...Not good, N- I only have two
Moon: WHAT
Gladion: You're my gf it's different
Moon: Fine
Sylveon: *holds up a potato* This potato dares N to dye his hair purple
Hilda: Um that's not happening
Sylveon: And Hilda can't do anything about it
Hilda: Shit
N: Hilda! Look how pretty my hair is!
Hilda: ...Hmm
Hilda: I don't hate it
Hilda: Did you bleach your hair?
N: ...Was I supposed to?
Sylveon: Well now it's not gonna stay in his hair
Hilda: Good
~~~
Sylveon: So uh
Sylveon: Can we get more truths?
Sylveon: I'm getting lazy about writing the things
Sylveon: K thx bai!
Arceus: You're mean
Sylveon: I WILL THROW YOU INTO THE OCEAN
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If the Pokémon Characters Played Truth or Dare
FanficWhat happens when a god with no boundaries puts our favorite (and least favorite) Pokémon characters into a place with no walls? Nobody knows, but whether or not he'll tell you is a different story. Read along as the anime AND game characters get to...
