Arceus: Sylveon...
Sylveon: Yes???
Arceus: Where are my Girl Scout cookies?
Sylveon: *is eating the cookies* I have no idea what you're talking about
Sylveon: double_silverwind asks what makes memes illegal
Somebody: Ah! See, Kermit memes are illegal. History memes used to be illegal, but there was a small meme revolution, so now they are legal. The only memes that are truly legal are Vines
Sylveon: Insightful
Somebody: Very
Somebody: Elemeno dares May to buy some milk and drink it in front of Max
May: Yo I do that everyday
Max: And I consider it TREASON
Arceus: Ash you need to kiss Moon in front of Gladion
Ash: Who? Why?
Arceus: Moon. *points to AshlieVessie's dare*
Ash: Who tf is Moon
Moon: Hi
Ash: Hi
~~~
"Kiss her and I will end you..." Gladion growler, glaring down at Ash.
Ash held up his hands in surrender, "Look I've got a girl too. Trust me- I'm not looking forward to this, either."
Sylveon pulled Gladion away from Ash, "C'mon bae, it's not that bad."
Gladion frowned, "Never call me that again."
Sylveon pointed to Ash and then to Moon, "Kiss. Or else."
Moon held out her hand for Ash to shake, "Nice to meet you, I'm Moon!" She chirped.
Ash chuckled and took her hand, "Ash."
Moon suddenly pulled Ash into a kiss. They pulled away quickly.
Moon retreated back to Gladion, "Nice meeting you!" She chuckled.
Ash laughed and turned to Misty, who was frowning.
"Don't give me that look."
~~~
Gladion: Ash is gonna die
Gladion: Tonight
Moon: No!
Moon: You promised to watch Road to El Dorado with me tonight!
Gladion: ...
Gladion: Ash is gonna die
Gladion: Tomorrow night
Ash: That's fine. I don't really have any other plans
Sylveon: TheCrazyRavenclaw asks the couples what their most embarrassing memory of their partner is
Gladion: HAVE I GOT A STORY FOR YOU
Moon: BABE NO
Gladion: One time moon offered to help me at Aether paradise and she went to go feed the midnight Lycanroc and they took her shirt
Moon: B A B E
Hau: Lol I remember that story
Moon: GLADION GETS PEDICURES
Lyra: Really? So does Silver
Silver and Gladion: B A B E
Dawn: One time, Paul tripped over Mamoswine
Paul: Once, Dawn tripped and broke her wrist
Hilda: Once I asked N to pass time the flour, and he passed me a flower
N: Hilda didn't know I was home and didn't wear a towel when she came out of the shower one time
Hilda: DON'T REMIND ME
Silver: Lyra tried to push me into the pool one time, but she slipped and fell in instead
Lillie: There was one time where Hau ate too many Malasadas and threw up in the street
Hau: I caught Lillie trying on my underwear
Lillie: HAU
Hau: What
Paul: Dawn does that with my underwear too. But she just takes it and wears it
Dawn: Paul they said "an" embarrassing story, not "many"
Ash: Misty cheated in Nonopoly
Misty: NO I DIDN'T
Ash: YOU HAD THE MONEY UP YOUR SHIRT
Misty: ...
Misty: ASH LOST TO DAISY IN MARIO KART
Ash: GASP
Sylveon: And that's the tea, sis
Ash: I've got an idea
Ash: How about the readers ask the gods questions or dares and they have to do them
Ash: Then we'll be in control for once!
Sylveon: Fine. Murder squad you're in charge
Hilda, Silver, and Gladion: Nice
Ash: What?!
Ash: But it was my idea!
Arceus: Do you remember what happened the last time you were in charge?
Ash: ...Fair point
Sylveon: So uh ask those questions or dares I guess
Sylveon: K thx bai!
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If the Pokémon Characters Played Truth or Dare
FanfictionWhat happens when a god with no boundaries puts our favorite (and least favorite) Pokémon characters into a place with no walls? Nobody knows, but whether or not he'll tell you is a different story. Read along as the anime AND game characters get to...
