Arceus: *has a box*
Nobody: What are you doing?
Arceus: ...Nothing...
Arceus: *dumps box contents to reveal empty boxes of thin mints*
Nobody: Nice
Nobody: Mom's gonna kill you
Arceus: No she won't!
Arceus: She needs me for comedic relief!
Sylveon: Correct
Nobody: So what are we doing?
Sylveon: DOING THE SAME THING AS EVERYONE ELSE, SON
Nobody: And that would be?
Sylveon: ...
Sylveon: I asked Dialga to create a new timeline so we could make a Truth or Dare book!
Arceus: ...
Arceus: You are the actual f**king worst
Sylveon: I know! Everything's reset it's like...
Sylveon: Chapter one of ITPCHFB
Nobody: Ya know...people are gonna be really confused if they haven't read that series before this
Sylveon: Oh don't worry about that!
Sylveon: Somebody will fill them in
Somebody: So basically what happened was...go read it yourself
Sylveon: ...Nice
Arceus: So how do Truth or Dare books work?
Sylveon: I have no idea I've read zero
Nobody: You're such a good friend...
Sylveon: Shut up
Nobody: I think the readers give the characters truths or dares
Arceus: Woah woah woah wait
Sylveon: ???
Arceus: ...
Arceus: "Truth or Dare"???
Arceus: What are we, twelve?
Sylveon: ...Yes
Nobody: You're seventeen...
Sylveon: SHHH DON'T EXPOSE ME
Nobody: It's literally in your bio though...
Sylveon: So yeah it's middle school all over again let's get the Truths or Dares going
Arceus: What if no one wants to participate
Sylveon: Then the book dies along with my self worth
Nobody: Wooow
Sylveon: Jk I'll just make sh*t up
Sylveon: So uh...K thx bai!!!
Nobody: Sticking with that, are we?
Sylveon: IT'S CUTE SHUT UP
YOU ARE READING
If the Pokémon Characters Played Truth or Dare
FanfikceWhat happens when a god with no boundaries puts our favorite (and least favorite) Pokémon characters into a place with no walls? Nobody knows, but whether or not he'll tell you is a different story. Read along as the anime AND game characters get to...
