Welcome to Hell

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Arceus: *has a box*

Nobody: What are you doing?

Arceus: ...Nothing...

Arceus: *dumps box contents to reveal empty boxes of thin mints*

Nobody: Nice

Nobody: Mom's gonna kill you

Arceus: No she won't!

Arceus: She needs me for comedic relief!

Sylveon: Correct

Nobody: So what are we doing?

Sylveon: DOING THE SAME THING AS EVERYONE ELSE, SON

Nobody: And that would be?

Sylveon: ...

Sylveon: I asked Dialga to create a new timeline so we could make a Truth or Dare book!

Arceus: ...

Arceus: You are the actual f**king worst

Sylveon: I know! Everything's reset it's like...

Sylveon: Chapter one of ITPCHFB

Nobody: Ya know...people are gonna be really confused if they haven't read that series before this

Sylveon: Oh don't worry about that!

Sylveon: Somebody will fill them in

Somebody: So basically what happened was...go read it yourself

Sylveon: ...Nice

Arceus: So how do Truth or Dare books work?

Sylveon: I have no idea I've read zero

Nobody: You're such a good friend...

Sylveon: Shut up

Nobody: I think the readers give the characters truths or dares

Arceus: Woah woah woah wait

Sylveon: ???

Arceus: ...

Arceus: "Truth or Dare"???

Arceus: What are we, twelve?

Sylveon: ...Yes

Nobody: You're seventeen...

Sylveon: SHHH DON'T EXPOSE ME

Nobody: It's literally in your bio though...

Sylveon: So yeah it's middle school all over again let's get the Truths or Dares going

Arceus: What if no one wants to participate

Sylveon: Then the book dies along with my self worth

Nobody: Wooow

Sylveon: Jk I'll just make sh*t up

Sylveon: So uh...K thx bai!!!

Nobody: Sticking with that, are we?

Sylveon: IT'S CUTE SHUT UP

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