If the Pokémon Characters Played Truth or Dare

Hellven

Sylveon: So today, we're gonna play F**k, Marry, Kill

Hilda: Did I hear kill?

Silver: Do I smell...

Gladion: Murder?

Sylveon: Excellent timing, Hilda!

Sylveon: Addy wants you to pick between Gladion, N, and Silver!

Hilda: F**k Silver, marry N, and kill Gladion

Gladion: W H A T

N: Excuse me

Silver: Oof

Hilda: What?

Hilda: Gladion is my son!

Gladion: Fair enough

N: You would...ahem...with Silver?

Hilda: Well I would marry you

Hilda: So then we can f**k all the time

Silver: Ew

Hilda: I will kill you

Silver: Do it I dare you

Arceus: Moving on...dzd2000 dares everyone to reveal who they would date other than their significant others

Hilda: Rosa

Rosa: HELL YEAH

Silver: Gladion

Gladion: Silver

Hilda: Gay

Silver: Hypocrite

N: Rosa

Rosa: HELL YEAH TWO FOR TWO

Hilda: Ex-f**king-scuse me???

N: What?

Hilda: Rosa stay away from my man

Rosa: I've got my own man

Hugh: Hilda

Rosa: Ex-f**king-scuse me???

Rosa: I'll have to go with Cheren tho

Cheren: Nice

Bianca: I'd also have to go with Rosa

Cheren: I'd go with Hilda

Hugh: Oof no one picked me

Ash: Gary

Misty: Gary

Ash: WOW YOU WOULD BETRAY ME LIKE THAT???

Misty: Without hesitation

Dawn: Ash probably

Paul: ...

Dawn: Who would you pick, Paulie???

Paul: If I can't be with you, then what's the point?

Sylveon: When Paul is more precious than N

Sylveon: But as sweet as that was, Paul...it's not an answer

Paul: Pft...Brock

Dawn: Interesting

Paul: Not really

Dawn: Does this mean you're bi???

Paul: More like he's the only other person I can tolerate

Brock: Fair enough

Iris: Cilan

Cilan: Hell Yes

Trip: Back off

Trip: But uh...idk. Ash I guess. I don't really know anyone else

May: Ash. But only because he's the only one who can match my appetite

Drew: Any of my fangirls

May: B*tch

Hau: Moon!

Moon: Hau!

Gladion: I thought she was gonna say Link

Lillie: Moon, clearly

Red: *signs* Gold

Blue: Same

Gold: Y E S

Hilbert: Um...Red

Brendan: Blue

Lyra: I'd pick Gold

Gold: Yessss

Gold: Everyone loves me

Anybody: Except for Silver

Gold: A N Y B O D Y

~~~

Sylveon: *Hands potato to Everybody* He wants you to decorate him

Everybody: *Puts sunglasses and fedora on the potato*

Sylveon: Nice

~~~

Sylveon: Jay dares Gladion and Silver to wear pink

Gladion: Bet

Silver: Bet

Lyra: Silvey! You look so cute in pink!

Moon: Aw my Flower Boy looks like cotton candy!

Silver: ...

Gladion: ...

Gladion: I'm changing

Silver: Me too

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Nobody: JR0308s_soul dares the boys to sing a romantic song to their significant others

Sylveon: We're almost out of time so...

Sylveon: SILVER. GLADION. N. DO ONE TOGETHER

Silver: If I got locked away and we lost it all today, tell me honestly, would you still love me the same?

N: If I showed you my flaws...If I couldn't be strong, tell me honestly, would you still love me the same?

Silver: If I got locked away and we lost it all today, tell me honestly, would you still love me the same?

Gladion: If I showed you my flaws...if I couldn't be strong, tell me honestly would you still love me the same?

All: Would you still love me the same?

Lyra: Aw!

Moon: So cute!

Hilda: My precious N

Sylveon: Stealing my own ideas again

Sylveon: Nice

Sylveon: So uh

Sylveon: K thx bai!