Sylveon: Welcome back I hate my boyfriend
Arceus: Honestly at least she's still calling me her boyfriend
Anybody: What did you do now?
Sylveon: He-
Arceus: UNIMPORTANT LET'S BEGIN
Arceus: ELEMENO DARES THE SQUAD TO COOK FOR THEIR WORST ENEMY WITHOUT TRYING TO MURDER THEM
Hilda: Heh heh oh GHETSIS
Ghetsis: Nope f**k that sh*t I ain't dealing with her rn
Gladion: Um I don't really have someone I hate like Hilda hates Ghetsis
Silver: Me neither...
Silver: ...
Gladion: ...
Silver and Gladion: Ghetsis
Ghetsis: Oh COME ON
Arceus: I'm bored- moving on
Arceus: Oh this next one's spicy!
Arceus: TheKingOfTheMonsters dares Hilda to call N "Lord N" for the rest of the chapter
N: ...
N: Pls no
Hilda: Hi Lord N~
N: Stop it you sinner!
Hilda: As you wish my Lord~
N: ...Help
Arceus: Jay asks that if I, the almighty Arceus, actually have 1,000 arms and if Gary can dab
Arceus: No I only have two *wiggles fingers*
Arceus: BUT IN MY TRUE POKÉMON FORM?
Arceus: Also no
Gary: I can
Gary But I won't
Somebody: Damn right
Somebody: -flavoredcola dares Clemont to text Serena back
Clemont: I already did!
Serena: Like an hour ago and I texted back and you left me on delivered
Clemont: Oh whoops
Sylveon: This next dare is a sin
Arceus: Good thing you're a sinner!
Sylveon: ...
Sylveon: killernooch dares N to cut his hair
Hilda: NO
Sylveon: I KNOW! IT'S A TRAGEDY
N: I'll happily cut my hair
N: Hilda will cry though
Hilda: I'm not crying!
~~~
"Stop crying," Arceus groaned, staring intently at the scissors in his hand. He held a sobbing Hilda at bay with his other hand.
Somebody and Anybody held Sylveon back by her arms while she flailed and protested against the dare. She and Hilda both froze when Arceus chopped the majority of N's hair off. Hilda buries her face in her hands until the deed was done.
"Wait why don't I hate it?" Sylveon whispered.
N grabbed Hilda's hands gently and pulled them away from her face, "Hilda, open your eyes my love."
Hilda looked up at N to see his hair cut at shoulder length. She reached up and touched his hair, "You're so cute!"
~~~
Arceus: See? Everyone's happy
Hilda: I will still slit your throat, Arceus
Arceus: ...
Arceus: Sylv I'm scared
Sylveon: I will choke you
Arceus: Kin-
Sylveon: And NOT in the fun way
Arceus: Rude
Nobody: Anyways...
Everybody: Pokemonmastah13 dares Max to spend his whole allowance on milk
Max: I'm not allowed to go to the store without May and May beats me up every time I try to buy milk
May: You're exaggerating
Drew: He's really not
May: Babe don't expose me
Everybody: There's so many dares about Max and milk...
Sylveon: Stop daring May to buy Max milk-it ain't gonna happen
May: And even if it did- it won't be the kind he likes!
Max: I hate my family
Arceus: Ash and Gary- a bunch of people want you to get rid of your memes
Gary: Ha
Ash: They're funny
Nobody: PokemonGladion dares everyone in relationships to share a lie their significant other told them and allowed them to believe it worked
Arceus: "I love you too"
Sylveon: "No I did not eat your Thanks-A-Lots"
May: "I did not jump on your bed while you were gone."
Drew: "I'm pregnant."
Gladion: "No I did not steal these flowers."
Moon: "You look nice today."
Gladion: You did look nice that day!
Moon: What about all the other days, Gladion?!
Lillie: "This is only my second malasada."
Hau: "I'm not judgmental!"
Lillie: Ouch
Hau: You basically just called me fat soooo
Lillie: No I didn't
Hau: Yes you did
Lillie: ...You're spending too much time with Moon
Hau: I'm not spending enough time with Moon!
Trip: "He wasn't even looking at me!"
Iris: "She wasn't even looking at me."
Serena: "I always text back."
Clemont: We aren't dating
Serena: Becauseyounevertextback
Hilda: I don't lie to N
N: "I don't lie to N"
Hilda: I don't!
N: "I'm not in love with Silver!"
Hilda: I'm not
Lyra: "I'm not in love with Hilda!"
Silver: My God not this sh*t again
Hilda: Fine I guess we're going there then
Hilda: "I do not have a daddy k*nk."
Sylveon: Woah
Arceus: Woah
Silver: Woah
Gladion: Woah
N: I DO NOT
Hilda: Hmmmm are you sure?
Arceus: Hurry somebody else go
Paul: "Of course I love you more than sleep!"
Dawn: "Yes Paul, I am on the pill."
Dawn: Wait I misunderstood the game
Paul: Wait what
Arceus: IT GOT WORSE
Somebody: Well that's our time folks!
Paul: Wait no
Sylveon: K thx bai!
Paul: StOP
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If the Pokémon Characters Played Truth or Dare
FanfictionWhat happens when a god with no boundaries puts our favorite (and least favorite) Pokémon characters into a place with no walls? Nobody knows, but whether or not he'll tell you is a different story. Read along as the anime AND game characters get to...
