Arceus: Hello readers!
Sylveon: Can we just get into this? I need to go to bed
Arceus: Fine. Elemeno asks Moon "if you could have one type of snac for the rest of your life, what would it be?"
Moon: Gladion!
Gladion: *gasp*
Hilda: That's surprising
Silver: I thought she was gonna say Link
Gladion: Go to Hell
Hilda: See you there!
Nobody: Another one for Moon
Moon: Ooo I'm popular
Nobody: ...
Nobody: mylovelyinsomniac asks, "Would you ever date Lillie if you had to?"
Moon: I would date Lillie just to date Lillie
Gladion: What
Lillie: WHERE WAS THIS WHEN I WAS TRYING TO DATE YOU
Moon: Well I like Gladion more
Lillie: Hmm
Hau: Ahem
Lillie: What? I don't love you any less
Lillie: I'm just
Lillie: Salty
Sylveon: *holds up a potato* The potato asks what everyone's favorite snac(k) is
Sylveon: *puts a sticker on the potato that reads "smol"* Heh...
Arceus: My favorite snacks are thin mints
Arceus: My favorite snac is Sylveon
Sylveon: I like chips
Arceus: ...
Sylveon: ...
Arceus: And?
Sylveon: And...salsa???
Arceus: N o
Sylveon: Y e s
Moon: My favorite snac is Link
Gladion: W H A T
Gladion: But you just said-
Moon: -Link may be my favorite snac, but you're the snac I want for the rest of my life
Gladion: ...
Gladion: <3
Moon: I love you too
Silver: I enjoy Cheezits
Hilda: Saaaame
N: I like grass
Hau: Malasadas!
Dawn: Paul
Paul: Dawn
May: Literally any food
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If the Pokémon Characters Played Truth or Dare
أدب الهواةWhat happens when a god with no boundaries puts our favorite (and least favorite) Pokémon characters into a place with no walls? Nobody knows, but whether or not he'll tell you is a different story. Read along as the anime AND game characters get to...
