Nothing Makes Sense (11)

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Nothing makes sense when you read the book.

Example:

I shook his hand. I was on a rainbow, dancing to a rainbow theme tune. The unicorn smiled. I checked my phone, looking closely at my new message:

GET ON THE BOAT!

I looked over my shoulder. The boat was there. I get on the boat. I ride the unicorn through the ocean.


Why this is annoying/needs to stop:

It doesn't make sense. Pick a storyline. Need I say more?

How to fix it:

Pick a storyline. Again, need I say more?

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