Yokohoma School for the Gifted (A BSD Fanfic)

Ch.9: Class is in Session (Pt.2)

Happy New Year, you guys!

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Pinching the bridge of his nose, Kunikida let out a heavy sigh.

It was almost the end of the first session and still he found it impossible to get the lesson through to the red headed Akiesh.

Of course the other students didn't mind the delay. If anything, they welcomed it!

"Oh! Kunikida-senpie! Can I help?!" said a certain blonde haired boy as he jumped up and made his way to Akiesh's desk.

Kenji was Akiesh's roommate and his senior. Right now, he like most other senior students, was acting as an assistant to different teachers as a means of earning points for extra credit.

"Now then," he said as he began his explanation. "Before we start, let's say that all the 'x's are cookies and all the numbers are fruit! Ok?!"

"Ok!" Akiesh said eagerly while Kunikida sweatdroped.

After Kenji finished his unique explanation, Akiesh looked over the work with his lips forming the shape of an 'O'.

"Ohhh! Now I get it! Haha, yeah, that makes way more sense!" he said aloud, earning a deadpan from Kunikida and even a few students.

"Seriously?! You understand that?!" Kunikida exclaimed. Soon after though, he composed himself and simply continued with the lesson; with a few sleepy students having no choice but to comply.

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"Um..."

The pale skinned Atsushi sweatdroped at the scene that was before him.

Beside him, Dylan also sweatdroped, shaking his head. "Really though. Of all the professions!" he muttered.

Right now, both shared their guidance session, however at the moment neither could shake of the distinct feeling of awkwardness and bewilderment. 

At the front of the class was a certain brown haired man in a brown trench coat.

At the beginning of the class, they were presented with non other Osamu Dazai as their councillor!

Of course, at first, Dazai had greeted them with the brightest aura they'd ever seen a teacher have.

Now, he was purple in the face and spouting nonsense like a complete lunatic!

"How the heck does someone end up eating a poisoned mushroom while teaching a guidance class anyways?!" Dylan wondered as the man continued with his crazed rantings.

Atsushi simply rubbed the back of his neck, sweatdropping. "I just hope nurse Yosano can get here soon." he voiced. After the incident with the mushroom, someone had gone to get the school nurse, though by now they wondered what was taking so long.

No sooner had they wondered, did the door to the room fly off it's hinges and into the wall with a BANG!, startling the surprised students.

In walked a slim young woman in red heels and a white coat. In her short hair was a gold hairpin in the shape of a butterfly. The class would have been relieved, if not for the scary glint in her eye.

"~Oh Dazai!~" she said in a voice that sounded more threatening than caring.

Almost instantly, all the colour drained from  said person's face.

"I hear you've gotten yourself into a little trouble? Well, why don't you let my treatment fix you up!?" Yosano chimed with an almost murderous glint in her eyes. Dazai, though in a crazed state, still had enough sense to know exactly the kind of 'treatment' their good doctor had in store!