I don't go looking for trouble!

Why is there a goat at the table?

Hadrian's POV

Draco came in with a mix of worry and amusement on his face. As he took a  seat beside me on the ground, I watched the snake carefully. Draco's hair and Luna's weren't very different, and I was worried that the snake might attack.  "Had, are you okay? It's not like you to do something so rash, and in front of Dumblefuck." 

I agreed, I almost never let my emotions get ahead of me and yet here I was in this predicament. "I don't know Dray." I whispered. The snake was still curled up in my hand watching us both curiously. "What is your name little one?"  I asked.

"I have no name speaker. Would you like to name me?" "Yes, how about... Luciar? "

He looked at me before replying, "Yesssssssss I would like that. Luciar.."  

I watched as Draco visibly shuttered, whether out of fear or lust I didn't know. 

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Third POV

Hadrian was stared at constantly the next day. Although Hadrian didn't know whether or not it was because of him or Luciar who was hanging around his neck like a necklace.  Draco thought it was hilarious. When Severus called Hadrian to his office and preceded to tell him the very strict policy on snakes at Hogwarts, Hadrian realized that everyone thought he would keep Luciar. At first Hadrian hadn't planned on keeping him but as Hadrian thought having a familiar would be amazing. Every night Luciar would curl up at the end of his and Draco's bed and hiss everything he had heard. 

When a week had passed and no sign of retaliation came for the Weasley, who had foolishly conjured Luciar, Ronald decided that it would be safe for him to start coming to lunch and dinner in the great hall. But the day he did Hadrian struck. 

Ronald was heading to his usual spot in the very middle of the Gryffindor table when he noticed an owl waiting for him. He sat down with his usual clumsiness and proceeded to bump a few dozen people on either side of him. Once he was situated he claimed the letter attached to the unfamiliar owl. As soon as he opened the letter a huge bang went off and a lot of smoke outpoured from the letter. When the smoke had cleared Ronald was no longer male. There in his- sorry her spot was a female not unlike Ginny. She was tall with short red hair and a large buxom. Everyone went silent for a moment but after a beat everyone was laughing and pointing. Hadrian was sitting with the rest of the Slytherin's, their masks hiding the amusement and pride they felt. Of course Dumb-ass-door had to ruin things. He stood up and clapped his hands to get everyone's attention. "This is very serious. Whoever has knowledge about this incident needs to come forward." He said and he proceeded to attempt to fix the now female Ronald. But every spell and counter failed, and with every spell he tried the more female Ronald became. Her hair grew longer and more fiery red, her uniform changed into  the formal girl outfit, she even got earrings. 

Ronald ran out of the room crying after another failed charm caused her to speak in a girly voice. Severus looked at Hadrian discreetly and Hadrian gave an unnoticeable nod. Dumblefuck dismissed the school and the Slytherin's went down to the dungeons. As soon as the door was shut they all turned to Hadrian. Their praise and cheering led to an impromptu celebration that lasted most of the night. Even Severus joined in around 11, bringing with him a slew of Death Eaters and even Tom. With the arrival of many of their parents and the dark lord the Slytherin's decided to show off how good they were. By midnight many of the Death Eaters were pranked and drunk. 

Tom and Severus pulled Hadrian aside and told him how proud they were off him. According to Severus, Ronald refused to work with Dumbledore seeing as Dumbledore was the one who told Ronald to cast the snake at Luna and now Ronald blamed him for being transformed into a girl. Because of this Dumblefuck lost many of the Weasley's. Only Molly, Ginny, and Arthur were on his side. Bill and Charlie joined the Death Eaters in retaliation and Tom told them the truth and the pledged their loyalty to Hadrian. 

Right before Severus and Tom left for Sev's chambers ( Wink Wink) They told Draco that he better get a move on on mating because they had already received courting letters from half of the creatures in England. The look Draco gave Hadrian the rest of the night let Hadrian know that Draco was ready and put Hadrian in the mood too.

By 3 am most of the older Slytherin's were making out or in private rooms. The parents were passed out in the common room with the third years and below. Severus and Tom had decided that their chambers at Riddle Manor were more comfortable so they floo'd over to their Manor. Needless to say when Hadrian was expecting a less subtle attack when suddenly Draco had blindfolded him and led him out of the common room.

A/N- Hello my lovelies! I am so sorry for not updating in forever but lets be honest life is hectic and hard. I have decided to update once a week and on Saturday's. Question do y'all want them to mate next chapter? In case you didn't get the hint that means smut, slash, lemon/lime, etc. Take your pick. Let me know because honestly its all for you all. Comment your opinions and let me know. Oh and the snake's name is pronounced Loo-KEE-Air.  Signing Off- Faemist