Need a laugh? Here are some absolutely hilarious quotes from this book!! Enjoy! ;)
Btw this will be continually updated~
~~ SEASON ONE ~~
"WHO'S THERE?! COME OUT UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR LIFE TO BECOME A LIVING HEL- oh hi Taurus!" ~ Spriha
"Huh. Enemies are people that hate each other? But what does 'hate' mean?" ~ Libra
"EXCUSE ME?! ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY FABULOUSNESS???" ~ Virgo
"WHY exactly do you have a Pinkie Pie costume...?" ~ Sagittarius
"Oooooooooooooooooooooo-" Aries, Gemini, and Pisces
"HOW AM I DISGUSTING?!??" ~ Leo
"Ow" ~ NBA/Maria
"GGGGGOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOO GGGGAAAAAAAGGGGGAAAAAA!!!!!" ~ Sagittarius
">:)" ~ Virgo
"What's happening? AAHH WHY AM I ON A GIANT DIVING BOARD????" ~ Leo
"I am everywhere... >:) *slowly floats away*" ~ NBA/Maria
"Hm...I'm pretty sure you just um mix stuff together and then put something in the oven, right?" ~ Aquarius
"Yeah, it doesn't! And waffles are amazing! DON'T UNDERESTIMATE WAFFLES!!!" ~ Sagittarius
"....Stop it guys. Get some help." ~ NBA
"How do you KISS YOURSELF???" ~ Spriha
"Yes Cancer, I thank you for sacrificing your HOMEWORK. I'm sure there was NOTHING ELSE more IMPORTANT to you that your HOMEWORK..." ~ Blu/Autumn
"Oh just the simple act of...JUMPING OFF A CLIFF" ~ NBA
"BUT I DON'T HAVE COMMON SENSE!!!" ~ Sagittarius
"RAGE AHFLSJGKJBSKRUGJSKJBGRL" ~ Gemini
"Lol I won't even get married so who cares about kids" ~ Taurus
"Lol no. Why waste my time on boys when I can write zodiac chapters on Wattpad?" ~ Spriha
"WHO WANTS TO DIE???" ~ Gemini and Pisces
"HEYYY EVERYONE! TAKE A LOOK AT THE AWESOME MEEE!!!" ~ Leo
"OWWWW MY BUTT! Seriously, Virgo???" ~ Sagittarius
"OMG THAT WAS SO AWESOME I VISITED THE MERMAID KINGDOM AND-" ~ Aquarius
"Omg guys did you see how handsome Aries looks???? His hair is such a nice red color and his eyes are so dreamy and-" ~ Capricorn
"Why are you wearing a blobfish costume?" ~ Scorpio
"Alright now let's plan some more murde-" ~ Gemini and Pisces
"Animes? You mean like those really weird-looking people that always have hair in their face?" ~ Pisces
"YO HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY, KNEES WEAK, ARMS ARE HEAVY, THERE VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY, MOM'S SPAGHETTI" ~ NBA
"Uhhh well there WAS a time I climbed up on my roof and beat my chest while yelling 'I AM KING KONG'..." ~ Gemini
"Guys I read the truth and you're allowed to get scared now." ~ Spriha
"Omg fine...*starts hopping around* 🎶 DESSSSPAAAACITO BLAH BLAH BLAH I DON'T KNOW THE REST OF THE LYRICSSSS 🎶" ~ Leo
"AHAHAHAHA LIFE IS GREAT!!! I'M A POLKA-DOTTED BIRD AND THE SKY IS PURPLEEEE!!!" ~ Cancer
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Zodiac Truth or Dare
HumorTruth or dare? The zodiacs are really in for it now! Read for funny chaos and non-stereotypical zodiacs.
