Robin Hood: How much longer is it?
Regina: If you insist on coming, you better not get in my way, and you better stop whining already!
Robin Hood: Is this it?
Regina: It is, now follow my lead, and don't do anything stupid. Now, this place is full of traps, so be care-
Robin Hood: Look out!
(Robin Hood quickly pulls Regina backward causing her to collapse on top of him.)
Regina: Ah!
Robin Hood: You almost stepped on a tripwire.
Regina: Okay, maybe you are useful.
Robin Hood: I thought you would have known your own castle. Plus, why don't you just magic your way in?
Regina: Well, this is more sneaky and not using magic helps me prove to my so that I am trying to change. For Henry. It's a lot harder than you think.
Robin Hood: But... I understand. I had to change for Marian too, but it made everything harder. I mean, I had to start stealing for other people too.
Regina: What? I thought you were always good.
Robin Hood: No, I used to just be a thief.
Regina: Where is Marian anyway? Shouldn't you and your son be with her?
Robin Hood: She was killed a while ago.
Regina: I'm sorry.
Robin Hood: You didn't know.
Regina: Why do you trust me?
Robin Hood: ... I don't know. I just do.
Regina: Screw this. I'm going in.
Robin Hood: What?
Regina: Bye!
(Regina poofs away.)
Robin Hood: And she left me.
Regina: I'm back.
Zelena (the wicked witch of the west): Who's "I'm".
Regina: Am I not famous anymore?
Zelena: Oh! Regina! While you were off in your curse, someone had to fill in for you.
Regina: Who are you? And how did you break the blood lock.
Zelena: Mum never did tell you did she?
Regina: Sister?
Zelena: I was abandoned! I should have been queen!
Regina: I couldn't agree more.
Zelena: You want me to be queen?
Regina: Oh god no! But I would have if I had the choice back then. She killed the man I loved just so I could marry the king.
Zelena: Well at least you had a mom.
Regina: If I could wish her out of existence, I would.
Zelena: Well, the castle is mine now.
Regina: I beg to differ.
(Regina starts to choke Zelena)
Robin Hood: Stop! Regina, you are trying to be good. And you promised Henry not to use your magic.
Regina: ...I forgot. I'm sorry. Magic used to fix a lot of my problems. Well I guess I will just have to do it by hand.
Robin Hood: Wait. First give her a chance.
Regina: To what? Kill me?
Robin Hood: To change. I forgave you. Try forgiving someone else.
Regina: How many people have you killed?
Zelena: Somewhere in the 600's.
Robin Hood: Woah. I wasn't expecting that.
Regina: That's why...
Robin Hood: How many people have you killed, though.
Regina: I'll forgive her.
Zelena: Just because you forgive me doesn't mean I'm forgiving you.
Regina: What did I do? Mom was the one who abandoned you. If anything, you should kill HER for not making you queen, and now that I'm good, we can share the throne. Just don't kill me.
Zelena: I don't like sharing.
Regina: I don't like sharing either, but sometimes...
Zelena: SHUT UP REGINA!
(Zelena starts to choke Regina)
Robin Hood: Just because she won't use her magic doesn't mean I won't shoot.
Zelena: You think you can kill me with a bow and arrow?
Robin Hood: Never missed a shot. Well, not on accident. Sometimes I just want to scare them, but you get the idea.
Zelena: Alright.
Robin Hood: See? You two CAN get along. I can help you guys learn to be good.
Regina: I can't believe a man just beat us with a bow and arrow.
Zelena: Is that sharing the throne offer still on the table?
Regina: We'll have to work out the details later like making sure we get rid of Snow and charming.
Robin Hood: Get rid of who?
Regina: Nothing. Hey, you never told me your son's name.
Robin Hood: Roland.
Regina: Hi Roland!
Roland: You guys almost killed each other.
Regina: Yes. We almost did.
Robin Hood: You're making progress.
Regina: This is not like a class or a diet of some kind. I'm good.
Zelena: Sure you are.
Regina: Don't make me regret forgiving you.
Zelena: Can we still use magic?
Regina: I made a pact with my son.
Zelena: This is going to take forever.
Regina: Anyways, I'm really glad I met you guys. You're the first people to really understand all the crazy things happening to me right now.
Zelena: Would you say we're your FRIENDS?
Regina: Not yet. Give it some time.
Zelena: I didn't give the no powers promise.
Robin Hood: Okay, YOU can teleport us back.
(Zelena teleports them back)
Regina: Bending the rules. I like it.
Robin Hood: Thanks.
Zelena: I'm the one who did it!
Robin Hood: I'm the one who had the idea.
Regina: They'll be suspicious if we're back so soon.
Robin Hood: The city's not far from here. We can get dinner, then come back.
Regina: How do you know where the city is.
Robin Hood: I'm an expert. Plus, you can see houses if you turn to your left.
Regina: Anything to pass the time, I guess.
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