Hetalia VERY Down Under

I wanna be.... A stripper

I raced up to Germany, his wolf tail and torn shirt flapping behind him, still chasing after his pant less brother. "Why did he take off his pants?" I asked through heavy breaths.

"I don't know, but he has to put zhem on zhis instant!" he yelled loud enough for Prussia to hear.

"Nein~" he sang before adding his famous "Kesesese" at the end. He weaved his way through the crowd to avoid us before a metal pipe flashed in front of him, making him fall flat on his face.

"Oops." Russia said innocently behind him.

"Gotcha!" I yelled, jumping on his back to prevent him from leaving.

"Thanks Ivan." I said, sitting on top of a squirming Prussian.

"Your welcome~" he said, swinging his pipe skillfully.

After Germany rushed over and forced Prussia back into his pants, I dusted myself off to stand next to Ivan near the snack tables.

"Thanks for that Ivan, don't know when we would have caught him if you didn't have that pipe." I laughed, scooping up a bag of candy.

He just gave me a cute, little smile before asking "Are you enjoying the party?"

I nodded happily "I get to talk to friends and get a hella lot of free candy! By the way Ivan, what are you drinking?" I asked, looking at the cup he held.

"What else?" he answered.

"Vodka?" I guessed.

"Da, would you like some?" he tempted.

"Why not~" I said handing him a cup. He took it and prepared a drink for me.

I was about to drink it when America came jogging towards us. "Dude! Dude! Lemme see that!" he said urgently.

"This?" I asked holding my drink up.

"Yeah bro, lemme have that, please?!"

I handed it to him out of curiosity. "What ya doing Al?" I asked as he took the cup and place it at the front of the table.

"Having some fun~" he answered before dashing off.

"Uh, what just happened?" I asked an equally confused Russian.

A few moments later, I saw England walk up to the drink stand, where America stood moments ago.

"Hello Ky and Russia, enjoying yourselves I hope." he greeted. He took the cup that was closest, the one America had put down.

Oh no.... I thought. America had set up a spiked drink knowing Arthur would come by. I was debating whether or not to tell him when he downed more than half the drink at once.

"Chasing after that wanker is going to kill me." he grumbled before walking away, sipping his drink.

"This is going to be interesting, da?" Russia smiled.

Ivan was right: A little while after Arthur had walked away with his spiked fruit punch, I found him yelling rather angrily.

"Iggy, you okay?"I asked, walking up to him.

"No, this bloody wall had the nerve to get in my way" he swayed.

"Iggy...it's a wall." I said as calmly as I could manage.

"This is priceless." Al said, materializing next to me. It wasn't just Al though, he had brought a few people to watch as well including the BTT, China, Russia and Axis, who were also watching with amused expressions.

"This is, like, so going on the internet." Poland said, flashing out a phone.

"YOU CAN'T BRING ME DOWN! I'LL BRING YOU DOWN!!" Arthur ranted, pathetically kicking at the wall.