No More Sexy Mermaids

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Oh crap! Did it again didn't I? I was gonna update sooner but the damn homework due dates are catching up to me. Oh well, ya got the chappy so read it and have a cookie

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Ky's POV

"Ring stupid bell, ring!" I commanded.

"Why in such a hurry for class to end?" England asked curiously.

"Because we're going Halloween shopping after school." I answered, not taking my eyes off the clock.

"That should be rather fun." England added.

I nodded eagerly "Yup, gonna be the first Halloween party I remember so it's gonna be interesting" I grinned.

After an eternity, because school bells apparently hate me, it rang.

"Letsgoletsgoletsgoooooo." I chanted.

"Oui, oui, calm down ma cheri." Francis laughed as I skipped out of the classroom.

10 minutes later we were walking through the parking lot of a giant Halloween store. The building itself was three floors and I could already see creepy decorations hanging on the windows for display.

"Wow." I gaped.

"Si, America told us about this place." Antonio said opening the door. As soon as the door opened, a skeleton came flying down at us. Toni and I, being the closest to the door, screamed and proceeded to cling to each other for dear life.

"Kesesese! I love zhis store already!" Gil laughed matching right into the store before a pop up ghost fell from the ceiling. The rest of us followed after laughing a good five minutes at the trembling Prussian.

"So, any ideas on vhat you vant to be for 'alloween?" Francis asked me, who'd been inspecting a plastic severed foot.

"Hmmm, not a clue." I answered truthfully.

"Vhat?! But zhe dance tomorrow!" Francis exclaimed before adding "Oh non, I vill 'elp you find zhe perfect costume." With that he took my hand and led me away.

"Ve vill look on zhe other floors!" Gil called, with a nod from Antonio as Francis led me towards the costume section of the store.

"No....no... definitely no...." I mumbled, looking through the costumes.

"Ugh, if I see one more vampire costume...." I grumbled, scanning the racks.

"Ma cheri, I zhink zhat zhis one vould be perfect~"Francis sang.

"If it's another 'revealing' mermaid costume....." I answered loud enough for him to hear. I heard him say something about it simply being a sexy mermaid before I heard shuffling and disappointed mumbling, figuring it was Francis putting a costume back on the rack.

I sighed heavily before continuing my search. Finding nothing interesting, I wandered away to the display models. "This one's interesting." I commented, touching the fabric of one of the models.

"Zhere you are ma cheri." Francis said walking up next me.

"Look at this one Francis, the chainsaw looks so cool~" I said, admiring the masked figure's realistic looking chainsaw.

"OH MY GLOB!!" I cried, jumping back.

"Vhat iz zhe matter ?" Francis inquired.

"T-the thing's head turned to look at me!" I stuttered.

"Oh Ky, zhere iz no vay zhat it could of-" he got cut short when the display figure jumped off its stand.

"Sacré bleu!" Francis yelled, followed by a not-so-manly scream.

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