Two-Faced Lover

Chapter 9: Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger!

Christmas morning. I was waiting for everyone else in the house to wake up. I was with my dad on the couch.

I was watching Attack on Titan on my laptop while humming the opening to myself. I couldn't sleep last night, don't really know why. As soon as the next episode started, I accidentally shouted: "Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger!" I couldn't help myself, the opening song's too good. But as soon as Netflix finished loading, it was a whole different opening. So I muttered to myself: "What is this bullshit?!" As soon as the opening finished, I got a -bizzt!- from my phone.

It was Adam.

I rushed to pick up the phone and noticed he was texting DQ: Hey, so Melissa told me you like me.

THAT BITCH! I'LL KILL HER! I faked. I DON'T LIKE YOU AND NEVER WILL!

It's okay. Because I like you too.

DON'T LIE! I KNOW YOU LIKE THAT AMELIA KID!

I don't!

...

Would you go out with me?

I hesitated. This was a life-or-death situation. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great. :)

He's fallen for it. He doesn't know who he's going out with.

After Winter break, we were back in school. I greeted my usual friends, and sat down in class. I was a bit jumpy when I looked over and saw Titan sitting there, his eyes staring into my own.

The day went as usual, and at lunch, I sat next to him and Gilbert. We seemed to be silent for the first few minutes of lunch. Then I rapidly and lightly slid the side of my hands on the nape of his neck, saying the phrase "Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger!" and I ate as if nothing happened.

"What the hell was that?" He looked at me.

"YOU'RE A TITAN SHIFTER!" I did the motion again without the phrase.

"Stop it, it tickles!"

"PROOF THAT YOU'RE A TITAN SHIFTER!"

Gilbert chuckled and stole some of Adam's food while he wasn't looking, shoving it in his mouth. I didn't say anything to object his actions.

I laughed as I tickled Adam, and tazed his sides with my fingers. He begged for me to stop doing so, and Gilbert added: "Teehee." I usually say "Teehee." when something sounds wrong. It's kinda like saying "Giggity giggity." in Family Guy.

Lunch ended and the day proceeded normally, until I found my brother in my room once I got home. He had found my stuff under my bed. "Wig!" he put it on. I took it off him, put it back in the box, and pushed him out of my room.

I kept my fingers crossed in hopes that he doesn't tell anyone about the wig, or anything else.