Naked

C l o w n

She loved writing vicious and twisted shit , it was that other side of her no one knows about , she always liked to hide it because she , in her being , is a good person but sometimes the psycopath would surface . And some other whicked times , the evil clown would .
You know , just another enchanted sister , waiting for her time to shine .
This clown surfaced whenever a dickhead tries to hurt her .
She wrote :
" i cannot stop laughing at how ridiculous some people are , i mean , i should be hurting , but seriously though , I'm too fucked up for this shit ,
She wrote as she laughed her heart out
this is too funny for me , it is , it's so funny
I can't control myself ,
I remember that day a douchebag pulled a dirty one on me , that fucker pissed me off for 5 minutes , but , i , the bigger person , always, haven't said shit , and walked out because honestly though , why bother ?
But damn i know he was pissed because assholes like that love seeing people pissed and angry and emotionally attached to them ,
Oh please
The douche has left the party ,
It wasn't until 5 minutes later i saw him driving back , pissed the hell off "
HER laughs got really loud . She couldn't stop now , she kept repeating the last two words , laughing hysterically..
"Pissed .. off ... HAHAHAAHAHAHA , omg okay okay , so he was pissed off , he rolled his window down , and wait for it ...
HE ASKED ME TO GO OVER THERE AND TALK TO HIM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He actually believed that , I , would take any step towards a douchebag .
So i said with with all the sassiness of the world
AS IF , with a look of confusion and superiority.
So he got out of the car and started "bullying"
"You are nothing , my girlfriend and i are so happy we no longer talk to you , I'm so glad , I'm ashamed to tell people we're even friends
As he continued , the little clown inside of me surfaced minute by minute , until he said the magic words
AND BOOM
THE CLOWN WAS NO LONGER HIDDEN , it was exposed and loud and sarcastic as can be ,
The clown inside of me left no whit of dignity inside the boy talking , the boy trying to act all manly ,
The clown shrunk him down till he was left speechless and pissed , he was pissed because i laughed at him . Both me and the clown joked about how dramatic this whole situation is ,
I mean come on ,
I've had boyfriends who never came back ,
But you ? Oh gosh you're desperate, you came back for me ."
Those inside jokes never failed her .
As the clown finally spoke he said : good luck honey , god bless you both you and your little girl .

The clown never failed to piss someone of ,
She loved the clown , she loved him so much for he wasn't stupid , he was a genius that exposed his existence whenever the time is right

She wrote still laughing . Goddamn, small people will never learn . They don't know they're dealing with 6 demons and a pretty face,
Pity .