kleptomania [a kaihun fanfic]

the meeting

Kai pov
I whistled as I strolled down the street, stolen items in hand.
"HEY YOU!" Oops. Gotta dash!

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(introduction)
My name is Kim Jongin, but everyone calls me Kai. I turned 18 on January 14. I'm a dancer, and a kleptomaniac. Basically, I'm rich. But I steal things I don't need. It brings me pleasure for some reason.

I'm currently single, have been for the past 18 years of my life. I would love to consider myself asexual, but I did fall in love before. With this idiot named Kim Jongdae. He dated Kim Minseok, after I confessed to him. He left me heartbroken and I couldn't bring myself to like someone else. But yeah. I'm gay.

I'm afraid that he would leave me heartbroken again.

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I ran and ran until I reached my dorm. I threw the stuff I stole on the kitchen counter and went to lay on the sofa after throwing my shirt in the washing machine, playing my phone.

*ding dong!*
Who the hell could that be? I went to open the door, revealing a tall boy about my age or younger, wearing a tank top and some shorts that end above his knees. He had black hair and his long legs, slender body, and broad shoulders would have everyone swooning.

He is no doubt one of the most beautiful guys I have ever seen. He's like a sculpture, an art, and- he's just perfect. But I noticed his tear stained cheeks. What happened? I'm in no position to ask...

"...done staring?"
"Oh! Erm sorry. Who are you anyway."
"Your new roommate."
"Roommate...? Sehun? I thought you said that you would arrive tomorrow though."
"Changed my mind."
"Well. Then you have to pack up the room yourself."

He just looked at me like 'are you fucking serious' and said, "then can I enter?"
"Oh um sorry." I blushed, then moved aside for him to enter.

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Sehun pov
I decided to arrive a day earlier because well, I was prepared and I can :)

"Lu, I am going to meet my new roomie, I hope he is nice!"
"Yeah hope so too. Hope you fuck him too yeah?"
"Baby stop. I was drunk then."
"Sehun do I care anymore? No."
"Bab-"
"Let's break up."
"Lu!"

Luhan please... I didn't mean to cheat on you then... I really didn't. It's just that that guy... he had these plump lips that were oh so kissable and those abs are to die for. Actually, I didn't fuck him. He fucked me. And damn was he good. I never thought that I would ever be a bottom- wait.

Why am I thinking about him when I just broke up?

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I reached the said destination, and rang the doorbell. A guy about my age, maybe older, answered. He was around my height, but he had tanned skin. He was wearing just boxers, no pants, no shirt. He was... hot. His jawline was sharp and his plump lips, oh my god.

If I wasn't broken hearted I would probably be all over him already. Besides, he was checking me out as well.

"Then you have to pack up the room yourself."
I looked at him in disbelief and he just shrugged.
"Can I enter?" I saw him blush as he scurried to the side.
"Oh um sorry..." Cute.
"Where's my room?"
"You're sharing the room with me, I was kidding when I said that you have to pack."
"Where...?"
"Down the hall to the right."

I thanked him and headed to the room. It would be an understatement to say I was shocked. I was VERY shocked. The room was so clean! It was spick and span. This dude knew how to clean.