kleptomania [a kaihun fanfic]

sleep over

Kai pov
Because I like to show how much I love Sehun and I don't care about what other people think, I had Sehun on my lap as we ate. He was eating his burger as I ate my fries.

"Jongin open your mouth." I did so and he put a piece of his burger in my mouth, then closing it and forcing me to chew. I didn't order myself a burger as I wasn't that hungry but apparently Sehun didn't like that.
"You gotta eat, Nini."
"But I-"
"Kim Jongin."
"Okay okay."

Everyone at the table just started at us in shock. The thing is, I never allowed anyone to call me by my full name, my name or anything else but 'boss', 'sir', 'Kai' or 'master'.
"What?" Minseok mouthed, eyes widening.
"Guys why do you all look so shocked?" Sehun asked, tilting his head to the side.

"You called Kai by his name!" Baekhyun loudly announced.
"Huh?"
"He doesn't..." Jongdae mumbled.
"Jongin doesn't what?" I looked at everyone, warning them with my eyes. But that bitch just got to say it.

"Oppa doesn't let anyone call him by his name, let alone any other nickname other than 'Kai'."
"Oh... well. It's his choice any I can't do anything about it."
"But you called oppa by his name!" I felt like strangling Krystal right there and then but I couldn't give away my identity.

"Want me to do it again? Jonginnie~" You go Sehun!
"Yeah baby?" He pointed to his lips and I smiled, pecking it. He smiled back at me and I loosely hugged his waist.
"I- urgh."
"You gotta deal with it, bitch. Guess what? I let him call me Jongin the first day I met him, how's that?"

Krystal looked like she wanted to kill Sehun but if anyone even tries to lay a finger on Sehun (to hurt him), then I won't hesitate to make their life a living hell.
"Jonginnie open up." He placed another piece of his burger in my mouth and sealed it with a peck. He faced back forward and I rested my chin on his shoulder.

——

We were currently having a game of never have I ever.
"Never have I ever... lost my virginity to someone in this group." Chanyeol, Baekhyun, Jongdae, Minseok, Jennie, Lisa, Sehun and I put down a finger.
"Kyungsoo whyyyy?"
"Because I protecc myself." He smiled and his lips formed a heart.

Mingsoo smacked Kyungsoo's shoulder.
"If you're still hung over the protecc and attacc thing then bro you gotta move on with the times."
If you're wondering, Mingsoo looks nothing like Kyungsoo. They were fraternal twins.

"Moving on! Never have I ever dated someone that is not in this circle before." Krystal, Suho and Sehun put down their fingers.
"Sehun dated someone else before huh?" Krystal mocked, "Did you fuc- get fucked by him?"
"I lost my virginity to Jongin, Krystal."
"When you were dating that other dude?"

I had to interfere.
"Next question. Never have I ever ate ass," I thought for awhile, "WAIT NO-"
"Can't change it, babe." Chanyeol and I put down a finger each.
"You attacc yourself dude." Kyungsoo said, earning a smack on his shoulder by Mingsoo.
"What did I say about protecc and attacc? Never have I ever been a younger twin."

Only Kyungsoo put down his finger, but not failing to say, "I will attacc you."
"Do Kyungsoo-"
"Never have I ever had a girlfriend." Baekhyun interrupted.
The game went on and on until there was only two people left. Sehun and I.

We both had only one finger left, and it was my turn to say something.
"Never have I ever... fell in love with the personI am currently facing." We both both down our fingers and I kissed Sehun, everyone except Krystal cooing at us.

——

"Truth or dare?" Jongdae asked Sehun.
"Dare!"
"I dare you to straddle Kai and make out with him for a solid half an hour." They nuts? I looked at Sehun who had his mouth wide open. I walked toward him and carried him onto my lap, and he straddled me, before leaning in and kissing me deeply.

——

Kyungsoo pov
Sehun and Kai were having a heated make out session while we all continued the truth or dare.
"Baekhyun, truth or dare?" Minseok asked.
"Dare."
"I dare you to try to break their kiss." He said, pointing to the couple who were shoving their tongue down each other's throats.

Baekhyun stood up and said, "What's so difficult about trying? The success is the important, I only have to try." He walked up to them and tried to push them apart, then tried pulling Sehun off but they stuck together like glue. He walked back to the circle and shrugged.
"A for effort. Mingsoo! Truth or dare?"

My idiotic twin stupidly said truth but okay.
"Come on. Man up!"
"Fine dare."
"I dare you to make out with Krystal."
"What's the forfeit?"
"Make out with Kyungsoo."
"He's my twin!"
"Exactly."

Mingsoo gulped and looked at me. I gotta say, I do think that he is hot. I exhaled sharply and signalled him over.
"Kyungsoo are you sure?"
"You wanna sit on me or..."
"You sit on me." I did so and straddled his waist. His hands reached to my cheek and pulled me in. My first kiss... taken by my twin...

His lips fit perfectly in mine as we moved in rhythm. His hands went up to my hair and his fingers tugged on them, making me gasp. His tongue entered my mouth and explored it, sucking on everything it touched.
"Ah~" I accidentally let out a moan and Mingsoo brought his hand to the back of my neck, pulling me in more.

"Guys stop stop stop." He pulled away, and stared into my eyes, making me blush.
"That was... hot..."
"That was my first kiss..."
"Why didn't you tell me?"
"I was afraid you would judge me like you always do..."
"Bitch I'm always joking with you!"

I was about to smack his chest when I realised that I was still on his lap and blushed, scrambling off and sitting beside him instead.
"Guys?" We all looked at Lisa, who was pointing at Sehun and Kai, then at her watch.
"Holy shit it's been forty five minutes!" Chanyeol went to them and tried to pry them off but to no avail. They were really stuck together.

"Lovebirds!" Nope.
"Kai!" Still no.
"Sehun?" No answer.
"HOLY SHIT THERE'S A FIRE!" No...
"KYUNGSOO AND MINGSOO KISSED!" Chanyeol why?! But that worked and they parted from each other, panting with red swollen lips.

Sehun laid his head on Kai's shoulder.
"They what?"
"The twins made out."
"Holy shit."
"You made out for fifty minutes."
"We did? It felt like fifteen."

"You were in your own world, Kai."
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wot is this.

-C