Oak Woods' Tales of Tomorrow

My Older Brother, Extreme Prankster.

Paris came in my room to borrow, in his words, A wizard Potter book. I gave him the first one, and he started reading it upside down. 

"Paris. Stop that. Stop doing that thing that you're doing right now." I stiffled laughter.

"Oh please human, I'm not actually reading it." he flipped to the back. "Adare is always up to his tricks. God forbid...he got in here first." he shudders. He pulls out a small slip of paper, and waves it in my face.

"As much as I hate your ass, this is yours." he lets go of it and I grab it out the air.

"What does it say?" he asks.

"It says... I can't read it, it's in the other language." I hand it to him.

His eyes scan the paper desprately, and he squints for a bit. "OH FOR GOD'S SAKE ADARE!" he crumples up the paper. "What did it say?" I scrambled out of bed.

"Your brother is a master prankster." he growls."It said, ' If you're reading this Paris, stop looking through my stuff.' " he kicks something across the room. There's a rumbling laughing in the distance.

"If smug was a motorcycle I just jumped over the Grand Canyon. The crowd goes wild with dismay, and then commits mass suicide!" he storms out.