My Stupidity and Humor

Bathroom trouble?

This is how I over came my fear...
Of getting stuck in the bathroom

One day me and my ex-girlfriend was in the bathroom, me being me had an idea and said "kiss me". That bitch don't know how too, she kiss with her EYES open goddammit kms...
But back to the story, when she was about to some other girl came in the bathroom with us.
She scared the shit out of me because-

One: I didn't hear her ass come in.

Two: The only people that knew about our relationship were friends we really trusted.

Three: We where really close to kissing

The girl was in 8th, while we were in 6th (I'm an 8th grader now tho)
She was like "OMG"
If I was in a anime you would've seen the sweat drops, She backed up out the bathroom (may I mind you we was to shocked to move apart)
TURNED OFF THE FUCKING LIGHT
And closed the door

My mind started giving alerts to me
Making it worse
I thought
"We're stuck in here forever"
"She seen are faces, she may tell"
So Lorena turned to me
(Yes that's her name)
And said "did she just closed the door"
I just looked at her-
NO SHIT SHERLOCK
So we went apart from each other, went to the door and turned the knob
It broke off

JKJK
but when she turned the knob, it wouldn't open
She did it again but harder(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
Still wouldn't budge, so she bent down to the floor and screamed though the vent that was in the door
"HELP SAVE US"
my ass was just standing there
Smiling
(WHEN IM NERVOUS I SMILE OK
This'll come in handy later also)

A few minutes later I tried to pull the door, I thought I was a little stronger then her. I pulled the door and nothing happened so I put my foot yes, MY FUCKING FOOT on the wall and used my foot to help me open the door.
THAT SHIT DID NOT WORK-
Lorena continued screaming through the vent in the door, I started panicking more
Shit was going down hill.

Lorena turned back to me and said "What we gonna do". I shrugged, I was to nervous to talk and then about 5 minutes later we hear a voice shout. "MOVE BACK FROM THE DOOR" my life flashed before my eyes, Someone came to save my life! I mean our life's yeeeah... she kicked open the door and i was behind it while lorena ran out the bathroom.

The VERY next day are class was walking to lunch. The way we had to go was though the 8th grade side and we seen the very same girl in the hallway

me and lorena DUCKED OUT THAT BITCH

~moral of the story is~

Don't try to do anything else in the bathroom unless it's peeing, pooping...NAH don't poop thats embarrassing if someone hears.

JUST DON'T OK