So I'm walking to the pier across from my apartment building because my mom wanted to to find out who is my brother playing with at the basketball court.
So once I'm there, I see him and some other boy (who is shorter than me) running away.
Found out my dude stole a basketball from some old lady and started running away.
That small kid looks at me and asks "Wait, Are you a girl?"
LISTEN HERE KEEBLER ELF, DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING BOY TO YOU. YEAH I MAY BE WEARING A CAMOUFLAGE JUMPSUIT BUT I KNOW DAMN WELL YOU CAN SEE THE OUTLINE OF MY BODY.
I had to look at my boobs for a moment to check it he was seeing straight xd
You know he pulled out a phone- not even a phone a whole Obama phone and wave it in my face like I was gonna give him my number.
Like I have nothing against people who have those because I used to have one. But why would I give him my number I don't even know him. We ain't cool like that.
He also asked for my age and when I told him he said "oh yeah, I'm 15"
HOW ARE YOU 15 WHEN YOUR SHORTER THAN MEEE, MY GUY HAD NO ACNE ON HIS FACE. I KNOW HE'S LIYING!!
He also lives in the same apartment building as me, He's on the 4th floor.
I don't want to run into him again ◉‿◉
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