My Stupidity and Humor

Crushes

Today's topic is about crushes
I had a lot and to be honest some we’re ugly af
For example i had a crush on JIMMY FUCKING NEUTRON BITCH. I don't even know why my young self liked his ass. His hair looks like someone just took a diarrhea on his forehead while he was sleeping, then there was Danny phantom I guess I liked his eyes
and some others like:
Johnny test
Yugi(Yu-Gi-Oh)

but OMG
I had the most biggest crush on Sonic the hedgehog from "Sonic" x and a little of the Sonic underground one. I remember I would draw art of us together or how are kids would look like

(cringes)

I even fucking wrote a fanfic of us
the “oc” or me if I was in the cartoon
was a purple hedgehog with blue eyes
and i HATED AMY SO MUCH, the way I hate Elizabeth is what I felt for Amy and if I watch Sonic x or look up pics of him. I would talk a lot so I won't feel weirded out or too flustered
I still do that btw...

  Now fast forward a few years later
when I started watching more anime
and came across the seven deadly sins. At first when I seen it I was like I'm not watching that shit but I finished all of season one of miraculous on Netflix so a gave it a try. I was hooked on the first episode but I forgot when I fell for meliodas. I think around when he was doing that "hand shake" with ban
but it was cool. Then we have some others that you guys know about...
like death the kid or kirishima ejiro (I'll put his first name also if some get confused with a different kirishima)

Now time for the real peeps
I had a crush on john Travolta while watching the movie grease a few times in a row. The skinny version tho not the fat john... (guys with blue eyes are my weakness irl) Then there was this boy that I had a crush on in 2nd grade. He was one of the bad boys in the class and from what I remember he was fucking UGLY. WHY AM I ALWAYS FALLING FOR SOME RETARDED LOOKING PEOPLE..

too lazy to put a moral😂