My Stupidity and Humor

a/n and i guess a little story

I'm gonna post once a week now because I'm losing track...I promise this is the last time.

DoN'T HaTe MeH...

I won't call what I'm writing now a story but I was thinking about it if I was in bnha, now I know mostly all...actually everyone thinks about what would happen if we're in an anime but I made up some scenarios in my head so here ya go

Bakugo

• We would have that friendship or relationship...(just friendship...ok)
where we would call eachother out
"Oi FaTaSs" all I hear is loud ass footsteps doffy ass bitch, so I replied with a "SuD FuCkMuCh"
"BITCH WHO ARE YOU CALLING FUCKMUCH"
"TAKE A WILD FUCKING GUESS YA POMERANIAN"
[I'm sorry this is straight cringe omg]

Midoriya

• We would probably talk about hero's or some shit...maybe figures then some wried shit happens
"jussy what's your favorite superhero"
"OH...um I'mma go with SPIDERMAN"
"..."
"..."
"WhO ThE hE--"
then I dip out that bitch so fast

Todoroki

I'll probably try to hook this sad candy cane up with someone
"hey sho"
"hmm"
"you know my friend Jordyn right?"

kirishima

I don't even know what the fuck we would talk about
"I like your teeth kiri, ThErE So MaNlY"
"REALLY THX"

Aizawa

Probably go to a cat Cafe or some shit
"hey shota"
"what"
"pass me my phone"
"why can't you do it"
"because I'm petting a cat"

Tamaki

We both have a fear of getting notice and shit so we'll be in the lonely Corner
"tamaki"
"..."
"tamaki??"

Mineta

We'll talk about hentai...no shit me and my friends made a hentai group at school because we all watch hentai... happened yesterday (11.13.18)
"mineta"
"yeah"
"boobs, thighs, or butts?"

Tsuyu

I'm gay for this moe Kermit the frog
"tsu?"
"kero"(idk😂)
"would you use you tongue on me"

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if you want me to make more I can!!!
but yeah I'mma start posting each week
I promise this is the last time I'll change it...
I'm pretty proud of this tbh
hope I didn't spelled nothing wrong 😥