When I was in elementary school the whole 5th grade had a choice to do volunteering. When during recess we would go in are assigned kindergarten class and help the kids. Now why would I do this shit, because at the end of the year we'll have a pizza party for those who participated.
Who's gonna give up free food- not my fatass. So every day during recess I would go straight to the kindergarten class. I thought it was going to be easy
but NOOOOOO, them kids are fucking evil I tell you. This one kid that looked like Yoda fucking peed his pants and I had to take that niglet to the nurse office. Then one time, the class was playing with play dough. THOSE LITTLE SHITS WERE THROWING IT AT ME, but once the summer started coming around I stopped going and went outside to play,
fuck them kids. When it was time for the pizza party I lied and said I went to that class all year round just to get some pizza!
★moral of the story is★
volunteering for little shits are hard
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sorry I took long to publish this
I'm sick🤒
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