Bunk beds

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*Long ass sigh*

Bunk beds, a nightmare I tell you. Especially if your on the top,
Me and bunk beds are like putting Doritos in a pp&j sandwich then eating it Or taking a smelly shoe and eating out of it. I'm lazy and it gets to the point where I won't get up to put plates, chip bags, etc
back to the kitchen. So I'm laying in a pile of plates with empty bags of hot fries or any type of snack wrapper. I found a damn spoon under my pillow that's how lazy I am. But the part of the bunk bed I hate the most is the ladder.

Since I'm on the top buck (shares a room with my brother) it makes it worst. Who wants to go up and down a ladder all day, NOT FUCKING ME OF COURSE. Should i just jump down from the top and risk my life!?! Or should I go down the ladder like a normal human being. Nah my dumbass gonna go with jumping off the damn top like a fucking idiot.

A Great Option Right!!

Almost cracked my damn skull doing that shit. For short people everything that's small seems big for them. So since I'm 4'11 it's like jumping off that one pole at the park.


my lifespan is going down hill😂

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-Justine~

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