Jason Voorhees discovers Facebook

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After a short wait the phone came back on.
There was a message from Ames.
We're you going to ask me to be your girlfriend?
Yes.
However Ames wasn't online, Jason sighed and sat there waiting for Ames to get back on.
After 30 minutes she popped back up.
It showed she was typing.
Jason's heart rate sped up, will she say yes, he hoped so.
Id say yes but I have trust issues, maybe after we meet.
Jason's heart sank as he read her reply.
Nobody would ever date him, he's a serial killer after all.
What happened?
I dated a guy for two years online to find out he's  a player and lair.
I'm sorry....
It's fine crap happens.
I'd never....
Jason didn't know how to reply.
He never had a girlfriend so he just waited for her to reply.
That's sweet Jason but I don't want to
Get hurt again.
Tell me more about yourself.
I dropped out of school because I was teased.
I got my GED and went to College.
I live alone a side from my four birds.
Tell me about yourself Jason.
Jason had to think hard because he couldn't just say I'm a killer.
What do you
Want to know?
Your favorite color?
Green.
Mine is blue.
What's your favorite animal?
I don't really have a favorite.
My favorite is a horse.
Can you send me a picture of yourself?
Here we go again....
What?
I don't send dirty pictures.
I never asked for a dirty picture.
Oh ok.
Jason's heart skipped a beat, he was in love.
He had to get Ames to say yes to dating him.
Your beautiful!
Thank you.
Now Are you going to send me a headshot?
I can't I just got this phone and don't really know how to use it.
Oh
I wish it was Halloween already, I can't wait to meet you.
Yeah I know.
Jason..... ?
Yes?
Are you, do you.... kill people?
Jason almost dropped the phone, if he's honest with her he'd scare her off.

Jason?
You there still?
Yes I'm here and ....... yes I've killed people.
Thank you for being honest with me Jason.
Your welcome.
Jason I think your misunderstood.
People just come there to screw around and do drugs.
So normally you get pissed and kill them am I right?
Yes.
How do you know that about me Ames?
I've watched your movies and reed fanfics about you.
Movies, fanfics what's that?
I'll show you when I come on Halloween ok?
Ok.
Or you can look it up on your phone.
I want to wait until you come.
Ok.
I can't wait I really like you a lot.
I like you too Jason.
Then why can't we date?
We probably will I just have to get to know you better.
I'd never hurt or lie to you.
Hey Jason it's getting late here I'll chat with you tomorrow, sorry I'm just really tired.
Ok goodnight and sweet dreams.
You too Jason!
Jason sat the phone down and got up off the floor.
He thought he heard a noise but ignored it and lay down on his bed.
He couldn't stop thinking about Ames.
That night he dreamt of her.