Some Ninjago Headcanons

Being friends with the Ninja :D

- Kai and Cole would constantly bully you but like in a friendly way

- they'd do shit like sit on you, step on your heels when you walk n stuff and they find it hilarious when you get annoyed

- when you're having a bad day, Zane would write stuff on your arm

- it's really soft

- he'd write motivational quotes and it's really sweet of him

- he'd stay up with you at three in the morning watching the Avengers over and over again because he's bored and he loves you (romantically or platonically you decide)

- you and Lloyd would be the biggest Voltron fans ever™

- you two would constantly quote it and nobody else would understand

- "sHUt yOUr qUiZaNcK"

- "yOU aRE sO bEAuTiFuL"

- Lloyd tried making an anime style intro on imovie

- it didn't work

- it consisted of Jay constantly screaming and Nya trying not to tackle Kai

- the video ended with Lloyd smiling at an unflattering angle (imagine tho)

- you and Lloyd fortnite dance to everything

- everyone else has had enough of your bs

- you and Cole would be the sort of friends to constantly say random stuff to each other that doesn't make sense but somehow it's hilarious

- "why is the orange juice in the sink?"

- "welcome to the toothpaste tube how may I help?"

- "beep boop bicc. theec thooc thicc"

- "shuttlecock but without the shuttle"

- he'd write really innapropriate stuff on your hand

- not like Zane where he asks nicely and writes nice stuff 

- Cole straight up grabs your arm and writes '🅱enis'

- Cole would also be the best at bbqs

- it's just a natural dad instinct

- meanwhile Jay would be running around with a watergun and complain when people say that he isn't being much help

- he takes watergun fights way too seriously

- Kai and Zane team up because they make the ultimate H2O team

- while Nya would straight up  d e m o l i s h  them all

- nobody challenges Nya to any activity that includes water fighting

- so when you get bored you kinda just sit with her and watch from the sidelines

- Kai would call you out on literally anything

- you'd be like "hey guys"

- and he'd deadass be all "uMm nO cORrEcTiON wE aLSo hAVe a giRL hERe tHAt'S riGHt wE hAVe nYa aNd sHE iS a giRL G-I-R-L sHE's fEMaLe hOW dArE yOu diSReSpECt"

- and Nya seriously wouldn't care but Kai is just-

- you and Jay would be those friends who look at each other and burst out laughing

- you, him and Lloyd would also be the ultimate meme lords

- Cole: *takes off his shirt*

  Expectation:

  everyone else: omg wow look at him he's so handsome and beautiful hhhnnnngggg

  Reality:

  you, Jay and Lloyd at the exact same time: The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it...

- Cole wants to murder the three of you

- You and Sensei Wu are pals and complain about the team all the time

- in conclusion you all hate each other but in a loving way goodnight :')