Some Ninjago Headcanons

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Jay after failing a mission: I am so done with this shit I'm gonna retire early and work at Chen's Noodle House I'm tired of beating up snakes who gives a fuck anyways

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everyone during a battle: omg this is intense I bet Lloyd's beating the shit out of em he's our chosen one badass

Lloyd currently hiding behind his vehicle sacrificing a McNugget to the Departed Realm in hopes of striking a deal

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Jay pouring a monster energy drink into his espresso: I'm going to die

Kai doing the same thing: we die like men

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Jay: hey Zane, can you hack stuff?

Zane: yeah, why?

Jay: nothin, I just need your help with something

later

Nya: we're under attack! sound the alarms

Lloyd: right away! [presses the button]

Alarms: KIKI

Alarms: DO YOU LOVE ME

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Cole's letter to Marty Oppenheimer School of Performing Arts before running away

Dear school staff

Unfortunatley I will no longer be attending to sessions because i have officially run out of fucks to give. I'm sitting on the top of a deadass mountain at six am for a reason I will not go into detail about and this strange old man started talking to me i later found a fruit loop in my adidas slider. I no longer fear death

- Cole

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Cole: the littest song ever is still Cake by the Ocean

Kai: oh yea that's a pretty good song about beach sex

Cole: wHAt

Kai: what?

Cole: IT'S ABOUT WHAT???

Kai: UHH BEACH SEX... WHAT DID YOU THINK IT WAS ABOUT???

Cole: CAKE???

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Jay: how much do u wanna bet that Kai got his eye scar by using knives as chopsticks and his hand slipped

Lloyd: it's three am have mercy