Some Ninjago Headcanons

The Ninja going to the local retail store

(By retail store I mean stuff like Costco and Carrefour and stuff)

- Nya would be heading down there and Jay would catch her

- He'd be all "where you goin'?" and she'd be like "just to the retail store" and Jay would be like "come with?" and she'd say yeah he could tag along

- so they'd arrive and Nya would be straight to the TVs and any machinery because she's a mechanic nerd

- Jay would be on the sample phones playing the crappy trial apps

- then suddenly

- oh no

- turns out the others followed them here and they all barge in and hell breaks loose

- Cole would find Jay and encourage him to climb the high shelves with him

- Kai would be hitting on literally any good looking person under the age of 25

- anyone

- including guys because he's canologically bi and you can't change my mind

- Cole would accidentally fall from one of the shelves and yell "FUCKING FUCK"

- Jay would instantly check on him because his bff just got hurt

- Cole would instantly get up like "fuck this, dude"

- Lloyd would just sit in the corner really confused

- then he'd go to the TV area and spend the rest of his time there

- Kai would find him and be like "tf r u doing, man"

- and Lloyd would point to one of the screens like "look! minions!"

- Kai would drag him outta there

- Zane would be the pure bean he is and help random people reach items from the tall shelves

- people would then mistake him for a worker and ask him where stuff was

- and he'd be like "idk but let me help you find it :)"

- meanwhile, Cole and Jay would be real douchebags to the people with the free samples

- they'd point up like "look!" and steal the tray

- then Cole would find the bakery with all the glorious cakes and realise he didn't bring any money and start sobbing

- Jay took him to the teddy bear isle to calm him down

- Zane would find them and offer to buy a cake for Cole and he was so happy

- he was nice to everyone for the rest of the day

- he apologised to the poor workers he stole the samples from

- then suddenly Kai would run down the isle pushing a cart that contained a screaming Lloyd

- then Kai let go and Lloyd went sliding down the isle and crashing into the fruit section, nearly running over five children

- finally the poor manager had to come in and kick them out

- Nya was really upset 

- she only wanted to look at that dank washing machine and steal it's blueprints

- she now knows next time to never go with the guys again