OH MY GOODY LORD JESUS!!!

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LIKE OMGLJ WHAT THE FIRETRUCKING PINEAPPLES?!?!?!?!? today I checked my views and i had 861 I check a minute ago and I had 959 like holy chicken nuggets!!! you like this book? like.......like......*BOOOOOOOOMMMM* you hear that? my mind was blown like I can't think straight but that might just be because it's 11:41 pm on Thursday and I haven't had a whole nights sleep since Tuesday or monday. i don't know. who keeps track of that shiz during summer? calanders. and I don't have one.

I have diagnosed myself with insomnia. i just can't sleep at all most nights. but HOLY CHILLI CHEESE FRIES 959 people?

*Boommmmmmmmmmmmmmm*

I just exploded. because of this amazingness I call reading. °~°

like dang.

almost a thousand people have gone insane and happened to have their phone scrolling through the dumbest wattpad stories and clicked on mine because you were like "OHHHHHH PRETTY EYESH LET MEH CLICK ON SAT ORANGE BUTTON" like you were going to get a prize.

i am absolutely amazed. like dang. like literally dang.

*actually speechless for once*

*world blows up*

me: •~• DANG YOU WORLD YOU BLEW UP MY HOT FRIES *cries in corner*

world: IM SOWWY BUT U WERE SPEECHLESS AND I WAS LIKE HOLY CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!

me: *sniffle* buy me hot fries and thank my viewers ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

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Welcome to standing up school!

me: *derp face* *face plants*

YOU FAILED!

me: *thumbs up then magically disappears with a poof*

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