"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?" Jeff yelled.
"It was a gun shot you dumbass." Masky said.
"I KNOW IT WAS A GUN SHOT!!" Jeff yelled again.
Suddenly another gun shot was heard but this time they hear a voice come after it. It sounded female but the couldn't tell what they said.
"Well there obviously someone in the woods." Slender said "Masky, Hoodie, Toby, and Jeff you go and find them and killed, everyone else where thinking of a plan."
~Back at the bonfire~
"OK so your say a Link cosplayer crawled through your TV and slit your throat?" Ava asked
"Yep it has to be hands down the weirdest way I've died up to this point." (Y/n) said.
"Well you can't forget the clown incident." Ava said trying not to laugh.
"Well if it wasn't for SOMEONE thinking it would be a great idea to get me drunk at a costume party it may not have happened."
(Y/n) said looking at Ava with a death glare."Still, you got to admit the fact that you hit the wall and your clown nose went 'honk' is pretty great." Ava said still trying not to laugh.
"Ya ya whatever." (Y/n) said slightly smiling. Ava started thinking and then had an idea.
"Hey who wants to play Russian roulette?"
"No." Every one except for Ava said
"Aww your all a bunch of pussys" Ava said being very disappointed. "How about we just play 'Never have I ever'" Lola said. Ava smiled and said " I actually have a better idea." As she pulled out "Card Against Humanity"
"Why the actual hell did you bring a card game?" Jared said "Because I had a feeling it would get pretty boring." Ava replied.
Jared sigh "Just sort out the damn cards"
~time skip~
"OK so here the next black card" Ava said. "During sex, I like to think about blank."
Everyone thought about the card they were going to use. Once everyone put their card in Ava read them out. "During sex I like to think about ' Dying'" Ava start to laugh and Mai chuckled "Oh that ones good." Ava continue " During sex I like to think about "Casually suggesting a threesome."
"During sex I like to think about 'Being fat and stupid'"
"Sweet sweet vengeance"
And lastly
"Silence"
"OK who did Dying?" Ava said. "That would be me sweetie." Mai said. Ava handed Mai the black card. Mai picked up the next black card in the pile. "OK so this one says."
~back with the proxys and Jeff~
"Toby can you please shut up for one damn second." Masky said as they all heard a voice.
"In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that blank had really been blank all along." Mia said
Hoodie looked confused "Are they playing Cards against humanity?"
"I think so." Masky said. After everyone put their cards in the center. Mai processed to read them out.
"In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that 'Fucking my sister' had really been 'Incest' all along." Mai let out a little chuckle.
"OK next one 'In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that telling a shitty story that goes nowhere had really been an M.Night Shyamalan plot twist all along."
"Next is commiting suicide and a fuck-ton of almonds."
After Mai had listed off the rest of the cards she when with the plot twist one, which happened to be (Y/n).
"You know for an adult M. Night Shyamalan makes some pretty shit plot twist. Actually I can think of one right now." Lola said. "Oh really? OK go for it." Elijah said.
"Ok so the plot twist would be that we actually being watched right now and that they aren't very good at keeping their mouths shut." Lola said as she got up and walk over to where the creepypasta's were. "Hi" she said to them.
Ava saw them and had another one of her great ideas so she started to prepare.
Elijah got out his gun ready to kill some bitches. Jared was also prepared to put up a fight. Mai was about to grab Ava's hand but realized she wasn't their. Mai started to fear the worst.
"AVA SWEETIE!" Mai yelled "I'm right here honey bug." Ava replied with a wave. Mai took a sigh of relief a embraced Ava in a hug.
Ava look at the creepypasta's "Well me and my darling girlfriend here are going to go and have some us time in the bed. At our home. BYE!!!!" she said as she held Mia's hand and started walking away.
Jeff walk around the bush but ended up stepping in one of Ava's bear traps.
"HOLY FUCKING SHI-"
(I wanted to get a chapter out before I go to sleep so sorry if the end a little half assed im tired night night zzzzzzzzzzzz)
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The girl who could never die (Creepypasta x reader)
FanficYou are (Y/n) (L/n). A girl born with the ability to come back from the dead. The only problem is that your corpse will still be there even after you come back to life and you don't know why. What happens when the creepypastas find out about you an...