!Being Remade!

Winged Drugs

*slaps own face repeatedly* ACNE GO AWAY-

After Sammi left Shadow and I started to cook smørrebrød, at least I think that's what it's called. It tasted really good! And while we were cooking it I managed to put a piece of food on Shadow's nose and he balanced it there for three minutes!

Now we were sitting on the couch watching Gravity Falls(imnotobsessed-) while cuddling together, and then I started thinking about how Shadow acted while Sammi was here. His smiles looked a bit forced, and I think I saw him grit his teeth a few times while Sammi was talking to.

So he was...jealous?

I managed to stifle my little laughs. I got an idea and smirked while looking over at him. "Hey, Shadow, can I ask you something?" I asked with a smile.

He looked into my eyes and smiles. "Sure!" He didn't catch on, good.

"So, I saw how you acted while Sammi was here." His eyes widened slightly. Bingo. (BINGO BANGO-)

He chuckled nervously. "I was friendly! How else would I act?"

"Maybe a bit, jealous?" I snickered(TWIX ARE BETTER-) a bit.

"Why would I be?!" I bet he thinks something is going on, cute.

"I don't know. Is it the nickname? I have one for you too, Shaddi(Sh-AY-D-EEE)~I purred.

He snorted and started laughing. "That nickname sounds so dumb." He continued to laugh.

"Not as dumb as you."

He did an overdramatic gasp and put his hand over his chest like he was offended. "How dare you, sir! I have the finest education known to man!" He said all snooty.

"Not going to school?"

"Exactly."

We shared a laugh, I love times like these. I love times with him. I just love him. After the episode had ended we started to play a game. It was(twister on the bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) Eels and Escaladers, and the winner gets to chose a contact from the other's phone and call them. It was really funny when Shadow kept throwing the dice out of his hands and accidentally throwing them at the wall.   (ESCALADERS ESCALADERS ESCALADERS-)

I ended up losing.

Shadow called my friend Aatto, and he was high. Yay. And Shadow pretended to be a police officer, and I was cracking up. Pun intended. See, Aatto is a known drug dealer, he has also been in bar fights and most of them end up with someone dead or in the hospital. Plus he was just released from prison from an arson charge, plus he isn't exactly 'human' but maybe Shadow won't see them.

"Hello, Aatto correct?" He spoke in a deep voice showing off his accent a bit more, he sounded really hot.

"Who's askin'?" His voice rang about, he was on speaker so I could hear.

"Sir, are you currently high or intoxicated?"

"I'm what?"

"High."

"Hello." (someone I know was stopped by a cop car while high and this happened to them XD)

"Have you had any drugs in the past hour, sir?"

"Yes."

"Ok, well I have your friend Dennis, and if you want to hear his voice ever again meet me at the college at four a.m tonight and don't tell anyone about this or else there will be consequences, understand?"

After a couple of silent moments, Shadow repeated, "understand?!" in a more threatening tone.

"Y-Yes of course!" He stuttered.