Ultimate Opening

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In the basement of a house lived a Young Female Scientist, who was working on a some sort of strange machine, while humming the Super Smash Bros. Ultimate theme. Inside of her basement were a ton of Nintendo posters, Amiibos, Figurines, and LOADS of Super Smash Bros merchandise. When she was finished working on her latest invention, which was a strange futuristic piece of headgear, she decided to put it on. From her point of view, a small robotic machine, that looked like a hockey puck, appeared in front of her. This robotic machine appeared to be the Female Scientist's assistant, Beep-0.

"Alright, Beep-0. That oughta fix the overheating problem," the scientist said, as Beep-0 nodded happily to her. "Can you believe it's been THREE months since Tech Magazine put me-" Before she could finish her sentence, Beep-0 beeped angrily at her."Okay-"us" on the cover?" Beep-0, once again, beeped happily after hearing this.

"The SupaMerge takes item A and item B and combines them to create item C...If only it were that easy," she said in a somewhat heroic voice. "The article says nothing about dark matter, space-time manipulation, practical applications-NOTHING!!, I mean-The SupaMerge could solve the ENERGY CRISIS, Beep-0! Watch!"

Then, the scientist put the SupaMerge headset on her head and used it on some plants and a lamp. Unfortunately, the SupaMerge couldn't handle it anymore and started overheating again. "Not again! Sorry Beep-0. Lets take a break and come back at this overheating thing fresh, okay?" she said, in a saddening tone.

The scientist decided to call it quits and took off the SupaMerge headset, placing it on her desk, and headed upstairs, while Beep-0 teleported upstairs. 

Shortly after the Female Scientist and Beep-0 left, a Washing Machine suddenly appeared in the basement, but it wasn't just any ordinary Washing Machine, it was a Time Traveling Washing Machine! Once the Washing Machine's doors opened up, out comes these small, hyperactive, and insane creatures, called the Rabbids, known for their slapstick comedy which mostly involves pop culture. All the Rabbids that were inside of the Washing Machine all popped out and eagerly began running around the room looking for stuff to play with or something that they can chew on. One Rabbid approached the SupaMerge headset that was on the desk, and since the Rabbids are curious creatures, he decided to put on the SupaMerge headset without hesitation. Beep-0 came down to the basement to see what all the ruckus was about, and what he saw was devastating...and a bit confusing. One Rabbid decided it would be fun to ride a vacuum cleaner like it was something at the Carnival. Four female Rabbids dove into a box filled with wigs, the first Rabbid pulled out a yellow wig, the second Rabbid pulled out an orange-brownish wig, the third Rabbid pulled out platinum blonde wig, and the last Rabbid pulled out yellow-blondish hair with straight bangs. One Rabbid ran over to a box of hats and pulled out a hat that looked identical to Mario's, he then invited four other Rabbids to also grab a hat for themselves. The first Rabbid pulled out a hat that looked identical to Luigi's hat, the second Rabbid grabbed a tunic that looked identical to Link's Champion tunic, along with a blonde wig, the third Rabbid grabbed a hat that looked identical to Pikachu's ears, and the last Rabbid grabbed a hat that looked identical to Kirby. Then, a bunch of other Rabbids ran over to the box and pulled out a bunch of other Nintendo accessories for them to wear. There was one Rabbid in the bathroom who was pulling himself outside of the toilet and somehow yanked a rubber ducky out of his rear end, while another Rabbid was scratching his rear end with a potted flower. Beep-0 was trying his best to calm down all the Rabbids, but it was hard to because of their hyperactive behavior, they were having too much fun to even notice Beep-0. Suddenly, the Rabbid wearing the SupaMerge was somehow able to turn it on and shot a beam towards the Rabbid wearing the yellow wig, who suddenly wore clothes that looked very identical to Princess Peach. The Rabbid wearing the SupaMerge realized what the device can do and decided to mess around with it more. He saw a Rabbid messing with a red balloon and decided to shoot him with a beam, which turned him into a big Rabbid balloon. He then began using the SupaMerge like crazy and started hitting every Rabbid that was in the crowd, merging them with whatever item they had in their hands. But then, he accidentally shot the Time Traveling Washing Machine,  causing it to start malfunctioning. The Time Traveling Washing Machine started to spin in reverse, which started creating a vortex that sucked up Beep-0, the Rabbids, and most of the Super Smash Bros themed merchandise. The Rabbid wearing the SupaMerge was hanging onto the edge of the desk, trying to avoid getting sucked up inside the Washing Machine. But the Washing Machines power was too strong and it made him lose grip on the desk. A Super Smash Bros Ultimate poster hit his face, and once he and the poster were inside the Washing Machine, it started to shake and malfunction even more. Then, the Washing Machine vanished, leaving a big scorch mark on the Female Scientist's NES controller carpet.

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