The adventures of Ryan Bass

Chapter 9

Ryan weatherbee was astonished as to where the door to the unfamiliar room that was unfamiliar led him to. Ryan weatherbee looked around and saw that he was in Jurassic Park but instead of dinosaurs roaming around there were giant humpback whales flopping around the park. Ryan weatherbee looked to his immediate right and saw queen latifah riding a humpback whale off into the distance with his beloved bass guitar. Ryan weatherbee quickly ran after queen latifah but was stopped by a hefty park manager named Darnell Ham & Cheese sub who sat on faceless head.
"Please get off me sir i need to get my bass guitar back" Ryan weatherbee, faceless, muffled into Darnell ham & cheese sub's rump. Darnell ham & cheese sub rambled off in another language that ryan weatherbee, faceless, could not understand and then queen latifah rode her flopping humpback whale right over darnell ham & cheese sub & ryan weatherbee & the flop of the humpback whale that queen latifah was riding sent darnell ham & cheese sub flying up into the sky & then darnell ham & cheese sub landed in a humpback whale's blowhole and could not get out. Ryan weatherbee then got up and chased after queen latifah who was riding a flopping humpback whale throughout jurassic park.
"please give me my guitar" ryan weatherbee, faceless, called out to queen latifah who was riding a flopping humpback whale but queen latifah didnt hear ryan weatherbee because she had her earbuds in and was listening to "hollaback girl" and could not hear ryan weatherbee. Ryan weatherbee continued to chase queen latifah until she lost her balance on the flopping humpback whale & fell off, flinging ryan weatherbee's beloved bass guitar into the sky, which never came back down. Ryan weatherbee, faceless, was now very sad because he didnt know where his bass guitar went so he started digging a grave in jurassic park because he felt he had no reason to live anymore but as he started digging the grave, he fell through the hole he dug & started falling through an endless black pit of darkness. Ryan weatherbee then faceplanted on the ground of a new unfimilar location and was so surprised as to where he ended up.