"I'm Kate Schibloaf and im stealing your bass guitar" the giant 800 pound monster said to ryan weatherbee. Kate schibloaf was the ugliest specimen ryan weatherbee had ever seen. Kate schibloaf had warts all over her face and had oily unwashed curly hair and eyebrows that were in the exact shape of shower heads and she was just so terrible looking that ryan weatherbee vomited 3 times after seeing her.
"Please don't steal my bass guitar" ryan weatherbee pleaded to kate schibloaf the giant 800 pound monster.
"No youre irrelevant im stealing it" kate schibloaf the giant 800 pound monster said to ryan weatherbee. Kate schibloaf the giant 800 pound monster then picked ryan weatherbee, still faceless, up & shoved him down a manhole & ryan weatherbee went falling down a sewer while kate schibloaf the giant 800 pound monster laughed evilly watching. Ryan weatherbee was once again falling through an endless pit of darkness but this time it smelled like human feces. Ryan weatherbee then hit the ground in a dark location and saw a tiny hole with foggy light coming through. Ryan weatherbee popped his head through the hole and looked around and saw that he was now in a small bathroom and his head was popping out of a clogged toilet that was overflowing into the next room. Standing in front of ryan weatherbee was a girl with the grossest and smelliest hair he'd ever seen.
"Hi im eliza may, i just clogged this toilet and now its overflowing into the next room dont tell anyone" eliza may, the girl with the gross smellt hair said to ryan weatherbee. Eliza may, the girl with the gross smelly hair then climbed out the bathroom window and whipped her gross smelly hair around like helicopter wings and flew away screaming "HELICOPTER!!!" Ryan weatherbee climbed out of the clogged toilet and opened the bathroom door and went into the next room only to see he was now in a house filled with pictures of the state of virginia. Ryan weatherbee looked around and saw that every wall was filled with pictures of the state of virginia. Ryan weatherbee was looking at all of the pictures of the state of virginia when all of a sudden he turned to his immediate right and almost died of fright when a woman with a state of virginia shirt on carrying a giant state of virginia bag appeared out of nowhere and stared at ryan weatherbee creepily.
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The adventures of Ryan Bass
Novela JuvenilThis is the adventures of emo heartthrob ryan weatherbee, on a mission to find his beloved bass guitar. Pls read. thank
