Not So Serious Anime Reviews

Steins;Gate

Introrwhatever

I have no clue what anyone is going to think of this…

Also, this took way too much work.

Anyways, welcome to this stupid shit show where I review an anime and become so obnoxious that you'll want to rip your eyes out and delete this app forever. In this series of anime review chapters we talk stupidly about everything in the anime, which usually ends in me shit talking a good quality show. But that's okay because I don't care. This is meant for people who are tired of in-depth analysis and want a lazy retelling by a guy with a big mouth. Anyways, moving on to the actual review!

Why Did I Watch This

Haha, I didn't watch the anime! I actually read the whole visual novel since source material is always the best way to experience any work of fiction. *puffs out chest* And that obviously means I'm a superior Steins; Gate fan.

No, I'm just kidding. I don't give a fuck.

Either way, I watched the anime after reading the visual novel (half off on Steam, praise our holy lord Gabe). So, we’ll just assume that I would have reacted the same to both.

Plot

Before we even start, I must say that the title is a incoherent blurb of words that makes no goddamn sense and refuses to help you understand any of the shit happening in this story. Hell, it doesn't even use a fucking semicolon right! It LoOkS CoOl iN EnGrIsH sO LeTs uSe iT iN ThE TiTlE HUHUHU WHEEZE! Fucking dweebs. It’s just two random words tied together. Jesus Christ.

Anyways, the prologue to this story is a complete and utter clusterfuck where you have not the slightest clue as to what the hell is happening. At first you think Retardo is a super agent going to spy on a time machine conference in a world controlled by some evil organization.

But then you realize the main guy is actually a cringy, roleplaying dumbass who likes to talk to the nonexistent person on his phone more than his actual childhood friend Mayuri. So, you're left even more confused than you previously were because fuck you, time travel is a thing.

So, we meet a girl, ruin a conference about time travel, get a strange video message, discover the dead body of that same girl, and go up to the ceiling where we witness what could only be a time machine, (which was on the main menu screen of the VN you dumb twat). Oh wait, you watched the anime... Forget I said anything.

Anyways, Retardo walks out to the street where he gets a text or something which causes everything to go

FWOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!

So now we’re in another timeline or something because why the fuck not. Look! The people are gone! Am I not the only one who found the time it takes for Okabe to understand anything extremely annoying? His brain probably processes at the same rate the IBN does.

So now the story actually does shit and we are in the Future Gadgets Lab, the weirdest place in the universe. It's in a rent out apartment that sucks dick. The guy who likes the dick is the bald, buff guy with a fetish for CTR TVs. He's over protective about his daughter, who becomes a intertemporal psycho/killer in the VN. Oh, wait THAT WASN'T IN THE ANIME WAS IT?! Ya know, the part where the little girl guts Moeka with a giant ass kitchen knife? Nope, Moeka gets shot by the thicc guy with a gun instead because fuck you, Nae is a side character and that means nobody cares about her story arc. (1 like = 1 appreciation for Nae)

Moving on, the dweebs in the apartment, one of which is Daru, (a fat hacker who loves weeb shit), can't stop sticking their bananas in the microwave. Why? Because they become MUUUUUUSSHHHYYYY. Ha, innuendo! Once again, why? Who the hell knows, let's go to this time travel class thing.