Chapter 1- Throw The CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE

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Jeff wakes up and kisses BEN's cheek. "Wake up babe, I made breakfast," he says. "I dun wannaaa," BEN grumbles into his pillow. "There's baaaconn!" Jeff says in a sing-song voice. "OMFG GET OUT OF MAH WAY PEASANT!!!!" BEN pushes Jeff and runs down to the kitchen. He then realizes that you don't eat in the kitchen and runs to the dining room. Everyone stopped and staaaaaaaaared at him. He looked at them like 'uh what'

BEN looked down

And realized

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

He forgot his pants.

Jenna covers Sally's eyes. "BUT I WANNA SEEEEEEEEEEE~" Sally cried. "Shut up" Slender said.

"Forgetting something?" Jeff comes from behind BEN with a seductivesmirk, holding up his pants.

"PDA," Silver mumbles.

"Though I don't mind~"

"SHUT UP JEFF THE PERV"

"What did you say to me?"

Jeff broke down and started crying.

BEN looked at him with siri in his eyes

"Man I'm singing. I'll give you my bacon to make up for it."

"R-Really?" Jeff wiped a tear.

"Fuck no bitch you think I'd give mah bacon to you?"

He slaps Jeff. "For considering I would share the bacon."

"B-b-b-b-b--b-b-b-b-b-b-b-utt"

"NAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ;w;" Jeff broke down again. He ran upstairs to his room. Moments later he came back with a pink dress on. "Sally, we're almost twins!" Jeff ran to BEN and tackled him. "Guess what I can do now?" He smirked seductively. "....J-Jeff!" "I CAN GET DA BACON!" Jeff grinned and ran over and ate all of BEN's bacon. He continued to eat everyone's bacon. He even pulled a piece out of Jenna's mouth. Mmm. Well I guess I'll be going back to bed den." Jeff yawned and walked back upstairs....

Fabulously.

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