"Bring her back alive..." Slendy said, annoyed. Jenna sighed and ran out to wherever tf Kernel is. Slendy walked back to his room (even though he could just teleport) and found EJ. "Oh, EJ what are you doing here?"
"Nuffin. You haz a bootful bald face :3" EJ said.
"I dun HAZ a face."
"Shut up <3" EJ pulled Slendy on the bed.
~
"Finally found her house" Jenna sighed. She heard the cupid shuffle coming from a room. "Yup. Definitely Kernel." She went up the back porch stairs and farted. Somehow she got in even though the back door is hard to open even when it's unlocked. Dark. But not that dark. There was a cracked door shining light. She crouched and ninja-styled it. There was a puppy, but he was asleep and somehow hasn't noticed her yet. She finally reached the room. There was a girl on a laptop. "JennajennajennajennajennaJENNA um I need food ermahgerd lol why am I so excitez"
"Um tolo" A girl said. She was skyping with another Jenna. "Lol um-" Kernel spotted Jenna. "um um um um XD" She ended the call and opened up the door. "Um hai Jenna" "How did you-" "I NEVER FORGET FRANDS~" "Well um okay Slendy needs ya" "Fangirl mode activated XD" "um...be right back" Jenna went to then kill Kern's mom and her boyfriend. "Wait, Jenna?" "Yeah?" Kernel went to her dresser and opened it up. Moments later she got out something shiny and closed it. "Need help?" She grinned. It was a knife. Jenna smiled, a bit confused why she had it but shrugged it off. And they killed~ And they went to the mansion with a twister~ And found Bob~ And had a really really really good time~
You: Yeah um here's the thing
I don't give a fuck.
