"I AM A SLUT #DEALWITHIT. CHU KNOW WHY JEFF WAS FAT AND SHIZ? AND SMILE DIDN'T GET PREGGO CUZ OF GRINNY GRINNY'S A SHTUPID RIPOFF OF SMILE DAWG!!! IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" "Holy. Shit."
God then threw His shit at Slendy. "There you go."
"OH THX GOD!" Slendy smiled somehow. "No problem, bro. PEACE OUT BITCHEZZZZ"
They must deal with possibly the worst situation ever.
"Wtf is this piece of shit"
"MAH BAE ;w;"
~
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! YOU CHEATED ON ME AGAIN!"
"I'm sorry, EJ. I just felt like it."
~
"We can't have this in the mansion! It will ruin everything!"
"OI. Benny Bunny Boo. Calm da truck down. :3"
"Okai :3"
~
"You know what? WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- B-BUT WE'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED!"
"YEAH WELL FUCK YOU TO- oh...eh...well....Will you marry me?"
"YES!"
"OKAY WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
~
"I am committing suicide."
"Slendy, don't! Please. I'll be with you though EJ won't."
Slendy leaned in and whispered:
"No."
~
"E-EJ!!"
(Skipping some dialogue here.)
"Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do."
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And that ish da preview. Seems pretty epic if I do say so mahself.
baibai c:
