Sally came up closer to them. "Sally plx dun!!!!" Chirstmas Elf cried. "Shat up...ima fakin pasta-ZAMBIE now bizhes!" Sally ran around in circles again.Kernel facepalmed. "OMFG PEWDIECRY REALLY HAPPENED?!" "O_o she duzn look like a zambie anymoar...."
"YEAH IKR OMFG SO EXCITEZ! I heard dey made out in da locker before dey met and shit"
"OOOOMMMMMMFFFFGGGGG" everyone fangirled over PewDieCry.
"All of this excitement is starting to piss me off actually...............Killing spree anyone?!" "Hey,, but I wanna....PewdieCry.....no....PLEASE Sally!" Slendy whined. "Shut up lezgo" Everyone cheered. "Not LEZ...." "Are you homophobic?" "Are you cereal? I'm married to Sanic" Smile Dog said, seemingly annoyed/having the best day of his life. DAT SMILE OKIE
And dey went on a illing spree
"Damn...that was FERN!!!11!1" Sally said. "Yeah? Maybe? Okay? Lolyus it was fern"
"I wanna be a fackin ZAMBIE doe...."
"ZAMBIEPASTA" Kernel yelled.
"Datruck"
"Daduck"
"Dafu-" Jeff remembered what happened the last time he said fuck.
"Datruck"
"ACTUALLY IT WAS DUCK!" Sally threw a duck at him. "um okay den..."
Kernel became a buttfly.
"ohai"
"Wtf"
"it's night...MAH FINAL FORM IS A BUTTFLY!!!!"
"Well that explains the butt...."
"Hey, Jenna, being a buttfly I can do THIS!"
Aaaaaand kids, that's how the zambie apocolypse started.
But don't worry, we're assuming there's a cure.
