Alright. Today we are going to focus more on Beff, Jelly, and...eh...Eyeless Slender? Slender Jack? O.o
ehh
Let's just call it EJ X Slender for now.
Since Kern dun need nobodeh ehh she stays in da shadowz
"J-Jenna!" Sally ran to Jenna and hugged her. "Ehh wha?" "I'M SO SOREH IT'S JUST SLENDY'S SMEXEH BODEH" Sally begged. "Oh. Well then why didn't you just tell me? I totally get you, it's fine." And dey hug.
~2 months later~
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!!!!11!"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAA SLENDY"
"I WUN CHOCOLATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"THEN FAKIN GET IT- WAIT WHEN DID CHU LIEK CHOCOLATE"
"SINCE I GOT A TOUPEE!!!!"
"- A TOUPEE? But you- wait when did you-"
Slendy brung his finger to EJ's mouth and calmly and soothingly said:
"Shut the fuck up and give me mah choco bish."
"F-fine! Here's your choco bish!" EJ throws a chocolate woman at him. Slendy eats her.
"NOM." He smiled. There were a few moments of silence.
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!"
~4 months later~
"Hey, Squish?" Kern ran to Squishy-chan.
"Ja?"
"Have you noticed how Slenderp's gotten more..idk...FAT?"
"Well it's because of da choco."
"He needs a D-"
"WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
"LEMME FINISH! A D I E T!!!!!!!! PEEEEEEEEERV!!!!!!!!!!!"
"-Oh. I knew that."
~1 month later~
"HOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK NO FUCK NO FUCK NOOOO FUCK LIFE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAVLA FAN HELVETE WHATEVER THE FUCK I'M SAYING I JUST GOT IT FROM PEWDIE....CRY ;) OKAY WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Slendy screamed.
Sally cheerfully bounced down the stairs. "Yesh?!"
"There's something I need to tell you -.- but you better nawt tell EJ."
