THE BIG REVEAL!
Sorreh it took so long, I just werna build up da suspense.
But now we ish back in biznesh!
Wow.
English please self.
........IE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT FIRST LEMME TAKE A-
"SLENDEH!!!!"
"NOT NOW EJ! Alright, Sally. You have to promise we keep dis a secret.
The reason why I've been s-so fat and choco loving is because...
I-I'm preggo and da baby is ruining my diet -.-"
"OOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
"KEEP IT A SECRET OR CHU DIEZ"
"KEEP WHAT A SECRET"
"EJ I'LL TALK TO YOU IN A MIN LUV YOU BAIBAI BAE!"
"S-so dat means..."
"Dat means...."
"You're a slut!"
"You need an abortion!"
"FAK NAW DIS IS MAH 2ND BAE HERE!!!!!!!!!!"
"I AM A SLUT #DEALWITHIT. CHU KNOW WHY JEFF WAS FAT AND SHIZ? AND SMILE DIDN'T GET PREGGO CUZ OF GRINNY GRINNY'S A SHTUPID RIPOFF OF SMILE DAWG!!! IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" "Holy. Shit."
God then threw His shit at Slendy. "There you go."
"OH THX GOD!" Slendy smiled somehow. "No problem, bro. PEACE OUT BITCHEZZZZ"
"Alright. Wha we gonna do bout Pregnant Slendy?"'
"I haz Holy Shit! EVERYTHING'S AMAZEBALLZ!!!!!!"
"Y-yeah....I guess so."
"O-okay I'm gonna tell EJ when I need to."
"You need to now."
Slendy sighed.
"GODDAMMIT WHY CHU HAZ TO BE RIGHT?!?!!?!!?!??!?!?!?" Slendy cried.
"Slendy, right now you have to be brave. And me and EJ are right out here for you. Now, excuse me."
Sally ran to Jeff and ran around in circles. "Dafuck"
"ACTUALLY IT'S BUCK!" Jelly and other people scremed. "Gawd how didn't you fucking know that?" EJ said. EJ and Jeff both got impaled in the stomach by a deer. They then turned out to be Reindeer and then flew to magical lands. "Wellp we got em. Now excuse meh while I-"
"Slendy. You can teleport."
"No."
"Yes."
"NO."
"YES."
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NOOOOOO!OI(R#IJTEAOKFMOW!"
"YESSSSSS!OI(R#IJTEAOKFMOW!"
"F-fine!" Slendy teleported to EJ. He was in a house. A rainbow house....seriously. Everything was changing colors by the second. "E-EJ...."
"Yes? :3"
"I-I'm...preggo. W/ Sally."
"........................................................WTF?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" EJ cried.
"I-I'm sorry I didn't know it went that- J-just PLEASE! FORGIVE ME!" EJ looked into where his eyes would be. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! YOU CHEATED ON ME AGAIN!" "I'm sorry, EJ. I just felt like it."
~2 months later~
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WTFWSAdfdvjfie0gohnkg IT FUCKING HURRTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I NEED A FUCKIN ABORTION OR SOME SHIT Wtedgvifjgdifhngbm glfp *criez*"
"I-It's okay! JUST BREATHE, SLENDERMAN! BREATHE! I KNOW YOU CAN DO THIS! PUSH!!!!!!!!! PUSH!!! FUCKIN PUSH WITH ALL YOUR- I NEED TO SLAP SOMEONE!" Sally slaps EJ with a machete. "MUUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!"
~2 hours later~
"PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sally slaps EJ with a machete again as hard as possible and he's knocked out. Slendy gasps as he realizes...
Sally gasps as she realizes...
Everyone gasps as they realize...
TWINZ OMFGGG
"I NAME IT KIRA!!!!!!!!!"
~A Week Later~
Slendy smiled, holding Kira in his armz. Luckily she was just tall and a bit paler, that's all she got from Slender. Kira giggled and tentacles shot out of her back and wrapped around him. He was a bit startled but laughed. As she did that, the whole room brightened and joy swept through the air, making everypasta HAPPEH/high as duck
Except for Jeff.
Ja he was just high as duck.
Anyway, Kira started crying and everyone stopped. Stones started falling from the sky. "herly shit TELEKENISIS!!" Slenderp gasped.
"Y-yeah..." Sally smiled.
Kira got fed and it was all pretty well.
Except for one thing...
K it wasn't that long but #WHATEVZ
