Chapter 4- Hi Please Don't Kill Me

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"Hi Please Don't Kill Me :3" Kern said.  Dey were at da manson.  "Who da duck r u?" Slendy said. "U haz temp amnesia Slenderp." "Dun fukkin call me dat bitch" "k den." "IMA BOSS ASS BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH" "OMFG PERSOOOOON" Sally said and ran to hug someone randomly. It turned out to be Slenderp. "DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" Jen and Kern dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwed. "SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I WILL HIT YOU WITH A GODDAMN ROCK!" Slendy screams. "Ja det är vad du får tik!" Sally backs him up. "Da fuck?" "She mans Ya dats what u get BITCH!" Jenna just threw Bob at Sally. "Eat it!" Sally became unconsious of the beauty of the russian propane tank.  "Bob is love, Bob is life." Kern smiled. Now Slenderp was pissed. "MAD COW DISEASE!" Jenna yelled. Slendy then screamed. "CUZ IMA BOSS ASS BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH!" "YA AND IMMA BOSS ASS BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH" Jenna and Kernel sang. "Back the duck up. You think you're boss ass bitchez? No, u trippin ass bitchez.

CUZ IM DA BOSS ASS BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH!!!!!!" Jeff sang/screamed. 

"no I iz da bsos as butcher" Jeff the Potato yelled. "IMA BOSS ASS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Silver and Toby came in. "Woah dafuck where did you come from"

"Didn't you and your parents have The 'Talk'?"

Sally got up and everyone in the mansion, even EJ who was sleeping, screamed "IMA BOSS ASS BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCHC BITCH BITCH BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"well dat was fun lez go see what Slenderps is doin"

They went to Slenderp's room to find Slendy and Sally making out. EJ came in at the same time. "OMFG SLENDY!" EJ cried. "OMFG SALLY!" Jenna cried. They both fell to their knees.

But Kern haz da swagy hat. She got it earlier. So she simply said in hopes of cheering them up....

"SHUT THE FUCK UP. CUZ LOOK AT DIS HAT BRO! IMA BAWSS ASS BITCH BITCH!" Andddd Kern starts dancing.

That is a horrific sight that you may never want to see. It is a fatal weapon and commonly used.

Those who see it may go insane, or worse.

BECAUSE BEING INSANE IS FUCKING AWESOME :D *THUMBS UP*

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