20. I hate it when people are at your house and ask: Do you have a bathroom? No,we pee in the yard.
21. If a man says you're ugly, he's being mean
If a woman says you're ugly, she's envious
If a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly
22. Naloko daw
Me: Mama naloko ko yung tindera.
Mama: Bakit?
Me: Bumili kase ako nang bra.
Mama: Oh tapos?
Me: Eh wala naman akong Dede.
23. Basahin mo to
"nim6162 626n 6n wil6d pn62i y6m"
Di mo mabasa no?
Itapat mo sa salamin yung CP mo para mabasa mo. Pustahan mapapangiti ka!
24. Bakla ka no?
Girl: Bakla ka no?
Boy: Hindi ah.
Girl: Halikan mo ko.
Boy: Ayoko nga.
Girl: Bakla ka nga.
Boy: Hindi nga sabi.
Girl: Hawakan mo dibdib ko.
Boy: Tol, awatin mo nga Lola mo, kadiri trip e.
25. Hayaan mo sila- Exb (Parody)
Kalimutan mo si mam
Sige sige kopya lang
Sagot mo i-share mo lang
Ang problema sa sagot mo dapat di iniinda
Hayaan mo sila ma pakopyahin ka
Sabi ko naman sayo
Uso ang pag rereview
Baka pagkatapos kang pakopyahin
Biglang kang lalayo, oh
Di ka na makakaulit pa
Di ka na makakaulit pa
26. Famous Chinese Names
Born During Night- Andy Lim
Born Blind- Kenneth Sy
Born Fat- Bob Uy
Born Tiny- Kathy Ting
Born Different- Eva Yan
Born On Sunday- Lyn Go
Born With Sweets- Ken Dy
Born Secretly- Tina Go
Born Normal- Nat Ting Wong
Born Abnormal- Sam Ting Wong
Born Cute- Eddie Me
27. Ano ka?
January- Abnormal
February- Malandi
March- Manyak
April- Iyakin
May- Paasa
June- Loka-loka
July- Matalino
August- Tanga
September- Manhid
October- Mabait
November- Loyal
December- Joker
28. Ang tunay na gwapo, kamay lang ang ginagamit na SUKLAY
29. Behind every kitchen door, there's a plastic bag full of plastic bags
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Da Best Of Master Battz Jokes 2
HumorHi guys. This is the part 2 of my very comedic book. You'll discover more funny Tagalog and English jokes to share with your friends/relatives/family/BF/GF/and more. Warning: This story contains: Themes, Strong language, Sex, that is not suitable fo...
