89. Chat ng universe
Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me you're all nothing!
Electricity: Keep talking bitches...
Coal: Keep talking about what?
Earth: Not sure. Can you all repeat that?
Sun: Sigh...
90. Clean
Teacher: How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home...
91. Everything you are know will decompose after you die. Why so much pride? So much greed? So Much evil? So much ego? For what?
92. If an elephant chases you, hide behind a rock.
If it is a snake chase, run zigzag.
If it's a shark chase, fight the shark.
But, if it's your mom. I'm sorry. She will find you and she will hit you with her sandal.
93. Paki abot
Lolo: Paki abot nga yung posporo.
Lola: Anjan naman yung kalan eh.
Lolo: Pwede bang ipangtinga yung kalan?
94. Hindi naman sa PAGMAMAYABANG pero... TAON TAON BAGO YUNG KALENDARYO NAMIN...
95. Ngayon lang umuwi
Mama: Bat ngayon kalang umuwi? Anong oras na ah? Blah blah......
Me:......
Mama: SUMAGOT KA!
Me: Eh kasi nga...................
Mama: Aba't sumasagot ka na ha!!!
Minsan di ko masabayan trip ni mama eh.
96. Magkano magpatuli
Juan: Dok, magkano magpatuli?
Dok: Depende, sa lalaki ₱2,500. Pag Bakla 18,000.
Juan: Ang laki nang diperensya a.
Dok: Pag Bakla kasi magpapatuli, kasama ang Bayag!
97. Tulog
Pedro: Tay tay! Kagabi nananaginip daw ako ang Ganda nang trabaho ko at Malaki daw ang sahod!
Tatay: Ai sya! Anak Matulog ka ulet, baka pag Gising mo may sahod na.
98. Away
Si Pedro nag aaway sila nang GF nya
Inday: Babaero!
Pedro: Malandi!
Inday: Tamad!
Pedro: Mukhang pera!
Inday: Patay gutom!
Pedro: Hampas lupa!
Inday: Jutay!
Pedro: Sorry na kase.
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Da Best Of Master Battz Jokes 2
HumorHi guys. This is the part 2 of my very comedic book. You'll discover more funny Tagalog and English jokes to share with your friends/relatives/family/BF/GF/and more. Warning: This story contains: Themes, Strong language, Sex, that is not suitable fo...
