63. Lumilipad
Teacher: Class, Magbigay ng mga bagay na lumilipad.
Student 1: Ma'am, Airplane!
Student 2: Balloon!
Student 3: Ma'am, Saranggola.
Teacher: Ikaw, Juan?!
Juan: Ma'am, Eraser po.
64. Kwento
Kinukwento sakin ni lolo ko na Nakita nya daw ang paglubog ng titanic. Sa simula palang daw sinasabihan nya na ang mga tao na lulubog ang barko. Pero di nila pinansin si lilo. Pero pilit paden sila kinukumbinsi ni lolo hanggang sa umabot na sa punto na pinalabas na si lolo sa Sinehan....
65. Buhayin
Boy: Pwede ko po bang ligawan anak niyo po?
Tatay: BAKIT? KAYA MO BA SYANG BUHAYIN?
Boy: Bakit po? Patay na ba anak niyo?
66. Sa parlor
Girl: Pagandahin mo ako. Yung super Ganda. Yung maiinsecure lahat nang makakakita sakin.
Parlorista: Ay, Te! Beautician po ako. Hindi MAGICIAN.
67. Tatlong bagay na tinatanggal nang ALAK:
1. Sakit
2. Hinanakit
3. Damit
68. "Don't consider my kindness as my weakness. The beast in me is sleeping, not dead."
69. Smoking is good for the environment. Because it kills humans.
70. Motto daw nang bansa natin ay:
It's more FUN in the Philippines. Kaya pala puro:
*Kidna-FUN
*Holda-FUN
*Karna-FUN
*Kahira-FUN
*FUN-Daraya
*FUN-lilinlang
*FUN-darambong
*FUN-rerape
*FUN-kukurakot
At higit sa lahat ang president natin Dati ay FUN-dak at FUN-ot. Ang hindi natawa dito FUN-get.
71. Kung di ka magpapakatino:
HRM-------Waiter
Midwifery-------Kumadrona
Education-------Tambay
Criminology-------Tanod
PMA-------Rebelde
Medicine-------Albularyo
I.T.-------Bantay Net Café
Accountancy-------Tindera
Fine arts-------Pintor ng pader
Psychology-------Manghuhula
Tourism-------Driver
Masscom-------Bugaw
Nursing-------Katulong
Med Tech-------Drug Pusher
Engineering-------Karpintero
72. Love
Boy: Edi loves you.
Girl: Sino si edi?
Boy: Edi ako.
Girl: Coreen loves you.
Boy: Sino si Coreen?
Girl: Acoreen.
73. A very touching story
Once upon a time...
There lived a cat with 16 lives...
Until a 4x4 hit him...
And he died...
74. Cartoon logic:
Gravity doesn't work until you look down.
75. Ang ulan ay Parang regla. Kapag malakas ang buhos, walang Pasok.
75. Ang mga Babae mahilig sa: Starbucks, Zark's burger o kaya pizza hut. Ang mga lalaki naman, STREETFOODS lang sapat na.
76. Yung wallet mo Parang sibuyas.
Nakaka iyak buksan.
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Da Best Of Master Battz Jokes 2
HumorHi guys. This is the part 2 of my very comedic book. You'll discover more funny Tagalog and English jokes to share with your friends/relatives/family/BF/GF/and more. Warning: This story contains: Themes, Strong language, Sex, that is not suitable fo...
