77. Sa Isang section, hindi Mawawala ito
1. Laging late
2. Laging walang papel
3. Nambubully
4. Tahimik
5. Feeling Teacher
6. Feeling duterte
7. Updated sa chismis
8. Pagkain ang hanap
9. Laging binabantayan ang oras
10. Maya-maya humuhugot
11. Pasaway
12. Walang pake
13. Abnormal
14. Walang pera
15. May sailing mundo
78. Internet acronyms
*LOL- Laugh out loud
*PPL- People
*BTW- By the way
*AMA- Ask me anything
*IKR- I know right
*OMG- Oh my god
*IDK- I don't know
*THX- Thanks
*JK- Just kidding
*FYI- For your information
*ILY- I love you
*TBH- To be honest
*SMH- Shaking my head
*IMO- In my opinion
*BRB- Be right back
*IDC- I don't care
*TGIF- Thank god it's Friday
*TMI- Too much information
*NM- Not much
*HMU- Hit me up
*NVM- Never mind
*OMW- On my way
*TTYL- Talk to you later
*AFAIK- As far as I know
*LMK- Let me know
*HMB- Hit me back
*TTYS- Talk to you soon
*ICYMI- In case you missed it
*AKA- Also known as
*CU- See you
*FAQ- Frequently asked question
*TBA- To be announced
*HBD- Happy Birthday
79. "Life is like a piano. White keys represents joy. Black shows sadness. As you go through life, remember that the black keys make music too."
80. Noise levels
Rusting leaves- Decibel= 20
Library- Decibel= 40
Vacuum cleaner- Decibel= 70
Rock Concert- Decibel= 110
Jet take off- Decibel= 150
Mga batang nagmumura sa computer shop- Decibel= 9999
81. "Yung Ganda mo Parang gel, PAMPATIGAS LANG"
82. Stress
S- Stress
I- Is
N- Now
G- Gone
L- Life is
E- Easier
83. I think bees teach us an important lesson. You may be small. You may be tiny. But when you're chasing somebody with a sharp object... People Still run away from you.
84. Q: What's your favorite childhood memory?
A: Not paying bills
85. Keep reaching for the stars. But please, get a better deodorant.
86. Four harry potter foods I wanna try:
1. Butterbeer
2. All flaver beans
3. Chocolate frog
4. Happee Birrhdae Harry
87. Sa Isang Tropa hindi Mawawala ang:
1. Music lover
2. Isip bata
3. Antukin
4. Joker
5. Lol gamer
6. Papogi
7. Tamad
8. Mga chismosa
9. Makulit
10. Simple
11. Paganda
12. Call center
13. Malanding mag jowa
14. Matalino
15. Pasaway
16. Moody
17. Nerd
18. Active
19. Abnormal
20. Adik
88. Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm still wondering
Kelan pa naging
Violet ang blue?!
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Da Best Of Master Battz Jokes 2
HumorHi guys. This is the part 2 of my very comedic book. You'll discover more funny Tagalog and English jokes to share with your friends/relatives/family/BF/GF/and more. Warning: This story contains: Themes, Strong language, Sex, that is not suitable fo...
